Who said the Scot's weren't romantic....

garfield

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simple as, recycle last year's Valentine's card and print out this little poem, you'll make your other half happy for sure.....:rob


A' course ah love ye darlin'
Ye're a bloody top notch burd.
An' when ah say ye're gorgeous
Ah mean iv'ry single word.

So yer bum is oan the big side
Ah don't mind a bit o flab.
It means that whin ah'm ready
There's somethin' therr tae grab.

So yer belly isny flat nae merr
Ah tell ye, ah don't cerr.
So long as when ah cuddle ye
I cin get mah erms roon' therr.

Nae wummin wha is your age
Hiz nice roon' perky breasts...
They jist gave in tae gravity
Bit ah know ye did yer best.

Ah'm tellin ye the truth noo
Ah nivir tell ye lies.
Ah think its very sexy
Thit ye've goat dimples oan yer thighs.

Ah swerr oan mah grannies grave noo
The moment thit we met.
Ah thocht ye wiz as guid as
Ah wiz ivir goanie get.

Nae maitter whit ye look like
Ah'll aywiz love ye dear...
Noo shut up while the fitba's oan
An' fetch anither beer
 
The Mrs. ses you're a 'cheeky sod' - could have been far worse! :D
 
garfield said:
simple as, recycle last year's Valentine's card and print out this little poem, you'll make your other half happy for sure.....:rob
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and to make her think you're less Scottich

dont recycle - print it onto this :D

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