Who's that tosser?

[Chaz]

I wiz aff oot t'day shopping in Oban jist aboot t' go into Tesco's when I saw a red GS adventure pull up (reg; SG08 UXZ). Anyways I had to stop masel' walking over and asking the rider if he wiz a fellow tosser!

Ye see I've now found that the term tosser has changed its meaning for me and although meant as a greeting to a fellow comrade, if the rider in question had not heard of the term in relation to this forum it would have surely earned me a slap

Which made me ask myself, who came up with this term and why?

Oh, and if it wiz you in Oban today....hallo....from a fellow tosser

 

[wully]

Should have just gone over and said,

"Nice bike mister, what'll it do?"

 

[Raggitash]

It wasnt me.

I'm offshore.

and eh, well, my bike is silver

so it could'nt have been me, could it?

 

[Chaz]

Should have just gone over and said,

"Nice bike mister, what'll it do?"

You know....I should of done jist that Wully, but with wife and kid in tow by the time I had made a decision to do just that he was on his way Damn my indecisiveness!

I thought it could have been Raggitash, but I think he is offshore just noo and anyway, his bike is silver!

 

[garfield]

It wasnt me.

and eh, well, my bike is silver

so it could'nt have been me, could it?

wasn't me either, my bikes white and I'm in Edinburgh.....

 

[wully]

And I know it wisnae me.

I WAS in Oban at the time but I'm pretty sure I was in the van 'cos it was raining..

 

[Tartan Terror]

I am pretty sure it wisny me either as my bike is bloo and I am banned from Oban until 2011

 

[wully]

I am pretty sure it wisny me either as my bike is bloo and I am banned from Oban until 2011

Must be a bit of a bummer since half eight is yer bed time

 

[cunning fox]

aye it wis me

 

[it wisnae me]

i,m sparticus

 

[Klanky]

It would have been me, I think.

But for the fact that I've never been to Oban and I don't own a red GSA......

 

[Chaz]

I am pretty sure it wisny me either as my bike is bloo and I am banned from Oban until 2011

Sounds like a story worth sharing

Anyway watcha Cunning Fox if it was you, nice bike, bad rep though!

You looked like a tosser right enough

 

[Andy Davies]

.........nor was it me cos I'm in ABZ poised for a quick foray to Norway. However I did meet another tosser in his place of work today - Hi Colin!!

 

[wully]

Hi Andy, long time no see.

You been working hard or something??

 

[skinnersscotch]

It wisnae me, no got ma GS yet an' am aff the road wi' a sair collar bone.

 

[cunning fox]

Anyway watcha Cunning Fox if it was you, nice bike, bad rep though!

wisnae really me TDN, i forgot mines no red

the red ones do have a bad rep though

 

[wully]

Phantom Tossers in Argyll....

Two GSA's just went up the road past my house and over the track to Lunga at 1620.

One red, one silver.

Think the red one was a bloke frae Oban.

 

[Andy Davies]

Hi Andy, long time no see.

You been working hard or something??

A fair bit. Not too sure how exploration is going to pan out this year. Couple of HPHT wells to do so that will keep me busy.

I should be back at the end of next week, any cake left?

A

 

[wully]

A fair bit. Not too sure how exploration is going to pan out this year. Couple of HPHT wells to do so that will keep me busy.

I should be back at the end of next week, any cake left?

A

HPHT? No Thank You.....

And there is still a few slices of this years left

 

[boatman]

i wish it had been been me bonnie like day fur a hurl roon