Worry no more.
We are privileged to bring you the HelmetaCoola!
Combining two, yes TWO! products from the space race and the cutting edge technology of California (home of the US Pacific fleet, Berkeley College and Silicon Valley) and boy, don't those Venice Beach chicks know when it's HOT!
Folded, for easy storage on the 364 days of the year when the temperatures do not climb much above freezing, release the Velcro (Space product number one) restrainers
and the HelmetaCoola automatically expands to hundreds (YES hundreds) of times its original volume.
revealing its silvered insides (the same as used by Men on the Moon!! so tried and tested in the harshest environment) to reflect heat, keeping your helmet cool on even the hottest days.
Measured by robots, the HelmetaCoola is designed specifically to fit into the topbox of the rugged BMW 1200GSA explorer vehicle, ridden by the world's most self-reliant individuals in the most testing of conditions.
You know you will stand out, when you use a HelmetaCoola.
Available now (POA) from WonderProducts-R-Wee (makers of the world famous Starry Bolt Key)
Optional extra: SoopaCoolaBollablox.
These will add the latest additional technology available to your HelmetaCoola, reducing your helmet and head to beyond absolute zero!!!
We are privileged to bring you the HelmetaCoola!
Combining two, yes TWO! products from the space race and the cutting edge technology of California (home of the US Pacific fleet, Berkeley College and Silicon Valley) and boy, don't those Venice Beach chicks know when it's HOT!
Folded, for easy storage on the 364 days of the year when the temperatures do not climb much above freezing, release the Velcro (Space product number one) restrainers
and the HelmetaCoola automatically expands to hundreds (YES hundreds) of times its original volume.
revealing its silvered insides (the same as used by Men on the Moon!! so tried and tested in the harshest environment) to reflect heat, keeping your helmet cool on even the hottest days.
Measured by robots, the HelmetaCoola is designed specifically to fit into the topbox of the rugged BMW 1200GSA explorer vehicle, ridden by the world's most self-reliant individuals in the most testing of conditions.
You know you will stand out, when you use a HelmetaCoola.
Available now (POA) from WonderProducts-R-Wee (makers of the world famous Starry Bolt Key)
Optional extra: SoopaCoolaBollablox.
These will add the latest additional technology available to your HelmetaCoola, reducing your helmet and head to beyond absolute zero!!!
