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GerryC

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• Feb 6, 2009

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I got one of them bulletins at work this week; you know the stuff - a pile of poo. This one made me smile but I hope whoever writes it does not take it seriously. I paraphrase slightly but it goes like this: -

The key stakeholder groups have got “buy in” and “hands on” support for the pace of change while up-skilling on stategic analysis. They are capacity building towards a high impact, value added significant change process, tailored to the needs of the individual. Balanced communication is critical while going forward in a learning way.

I'm still smiling but am unsure what it means, going forward of course. Whats that smell...................s*i*e.

 

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• Feb 6, 2009

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Sounds familiar. We got something similiar a couple of years ago when a number of colleges merged to create a "super college"

Wait until they put it into action

 

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There is one of the lads that I work with who constantly uses a saying which I think should cover this one...

"The Job's F***ed Lads"

 

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• Feb 7, 2009

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Have you read any of the HSE Transformation stuff, it beats most..........S*t*e

 

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• Feb 7, 2009

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Mandylicious said:

Sounds familiar. We got something similiar a couple of years ago when a number of colleges merged to create a "super college"

Wait until they put it into action

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Mmm , I find this increasingly common as a way of a barrier in language between workers and cold management speak.........

You must of heard of this, but makes me smile in meetings

http://www.lovelyjane.btinternet.co.uk/bullshit.htm

Nighty night

 

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• Feb 8, 2009

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The MacFarlane said:

Mmm , I find this increasingly common as a way of a barrier in language between workers and cold management speak.........

You must of heard of this, but makes me smile in meetings

http://www.lovelyjane.btinternet.co.uk/bullshit.htm

Nighty night

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Very good I must pass that on in work

 

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Spear Ruler said:

Have you read any of the HSE Transformation stuff, it beats most..........S*t*e

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That's where it came from