Yer know, what we should have done is taken the key from the car, if it had one, and distributor, (try hot wiring that then yer bastids). Then told them to remove their shoes.
They wanted to play in the mud, the walk out of the forest would have given them the chance.
Fourteen blokes against three would have been a no contest.
Bet next time we go there'll be a burnt out metro in the forest.