I haven't been able to wipe my arse with my right hand for a week, so there's time yet ......
My ex-wife (physio) dug her thumb into my anatomical snuff box saying 'does this hurt'?
Your left hand does have it's uses.....
So....how did you do le damage then?????
(Two in custody and one nicked bike recovered ...... )
(always keep your visor down children .....