Oooh look at me, ooh I've been to Milan airport, ooooh and so has Spanfly, ooooooh jet setters we are.
Well maybe, but you still walk to the Queens' Head rather than ride!!!!
So there, Mr take-a-plane-everywhere-I-go, shiny shoes, brief case carrying, tie wearer.
Well get this, I woke up, went outside to knock the crabs of my hull and got sh*t on by a seagull...welcome to Mersea Island and I was only wearing sandals and a dressing gown, neither of which have ever been polished.
Now tell me which is real life...