T.I.T.S. Team members - Please post relevant experience.

In preparation for the TITS meeting the weekend after next I am putting together a questionaire for each team member to complete. From that I can split up responsibilities so that we have all the big issues adequately covered.
In the meantime, could all team members please post a very quick mini 'cv' of relevant skills.
No need for essays, just short notes. Please feel free to add ANY experience that MAY come in handy even if not planned eg. 'Former expert in mine clearance but a bit rusty' etc.

Catagories to include but not limited to;

Driving skills - Car, Hgv, offroad, rally
Bike riding - good / bad / basic / offroad expert
Cooking - can't boil an egg /basic / top chef / nutritionalist whatever
Navigation - map / gps / sextant ...
Medical.
Mechanical aptitude - bikes / petrol / diesel / hgv / general / welder etc.
Electrical - as above
Computor - basic - advanced
Communications - satphone / email / roadwarrior etc.
Survival / relevant military training.
Travel admin (visas etc.)
Reverand (now one of those would come in handy! )
Formal relevant qualifications (Corps Diplomatique de Mauritania etc.)


Add anything you like or pm Steve (riverking) if you would prefer

Oh, forgot to add, could you also list physical ability (not Jaq's madical stuff) just an indication of endurance type stuff.

Eg. 'Tuff as old boots, can lift a horse but knackered after a 5 minute walk'

or, 'cannot lift a sack of spuds but can run a marathon' etc.

Cheers, Steve
(for the confused, 'Rebel' is Rebecca (wife), we often post on the others computor if one is busy (or I want her to get the blame ),

According to Pint6x, how's about 'fat useless ginger twat?


Info on way later (when I'm sober....Sunday roast=lots of guiness here )

Oh, (there are going to be a lot of these 'oh's'!) - Any Languages spoken - especially French, Spanish, Arabic, Berber, Polisario etc. )