I'm sure Paul will have the nouse about him to stick it on Charles....don't fret
As for what it says, don't worry, you don't need to know.
Doh Ok, I'll tell you.......
'Dear Mr Policeman with your ever so big shiny gun, we are from England and are on our way to a hospital with medical supplies.
Apart from that odd bloke at the back wearing a dog collar..he's Scottish and has a kilo of drugs in his bottom.'