Reading area meeting Wednesday 21st December 2005
- Thread starter Clive
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You may notice I have posted this a week before I usually do - IYSWIM
This will allow some of you extra time to come up with an excuse - since the meeting is in the run up to Xmas weekend, all excuses containing any of the following words or phrases will be automatically disqualified and analysed at the meeting in a jocular manner (unless the excuse happens to contain all these words)
Xmas, Office, Party, Ice, Snow, Cold, Shopping, Wife/Husband, Knees, Balding Tourances, Work, Hair, Wednesday, Ill, Hangover, Buying a Suit, Sick, Late Shift, Underpants, Lost Keys
This will allow some of you extra time to come up with an excuse - since the meeting is in the run up to Xmas weekend, all excuses containing any of the following words or phrases will be automatically disqualified and analysed at the meeting in a jocular manner (unless the excuse happens to contain all these words)
Xmas, Office, Party, Ice, Snow, Cold, Shopping, Wife/Husband, Knees, Balding Tourances, Work, Hair, Wednesday, Ill, Hangover, Buying a Suit, Sick, Late Shift, Underpants, Lost Keys
Dahoum
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Well......
I would have come but..... i'm just back from the Xmas office party with a hangover caused by too much Smirnoff Ice, i lost my underpants in the snow when some husband's wife ended up on her knees in front of me being ill into her hair, it's only fcuking wednesday I said, shouldn't you be on the late shift? sod off she replied I've got a cold, I was shopping to replace Tim's balding tourances and the twat said he had lost keys.
Oh I forgot to say - yes I'll be there
I would have come but..... i'm just back from the Xmas office party with a hangover caused by too much Smirnoff Ice, i lost my underpants in the snow when some husband's wife ended up on her knees in front of me being ill into her hair, it's only fcuking wednesday I said, shouldn't you be on the late shift? sod off she replied I've got a cold, I was shopping to replace Tim's balding tourances and the twat said he had lost keys.
Oh I forgot to say - yes I'll be there
Dahoum said:
(I'd like to point out that I snuck a "Buying a Suit" in an edit when you were not watching. Sorry)
Dahoum
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Clive said:
(I'd like to point out that I snuck a "Buying a Suit" in an edit when you were not watching. Sorry)
twat - and because I was out buying a suit I only read this when my edit time had finished
Mel
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Hi Clive - you must be referring to me - I've made only 1 meet this year!!
Hope to see you on 21st.
Cheers
Hope to see you on 21st.
Cheers
Pondboy
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My excuse
I might have to come by car 'cos I'm too much of a namby to get cold/wet.
See you there guys.
PB
I might have to come by car 'cos I'm too much of a namby to get cold/wet.
See you there guys.
PB
Bump.
Sadly I'm working yet again... honest. chief I am..... even at the weekend.... Maybe need to think about changing the job for some 'normal' hours .. even better.... changing it to NO hours and bu**ering off to somewhere nice and retire to a life of luxury ...
Wil try to make it... Might make me sober up in between the various drinks parties...
lywood
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Sorry , can't make it. Work
Donnie
Donnie
Titch
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I might not be able to make it tonight The boss is mad busy at work (end of year accounts). She has said she will do her best to get back but if I can't be there have a beer for me
and everybody have a great Christmas and I will see you all in the New Year 
Best Wishes
Titch
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Likely I'll be there tonight.
Will the corner 'snug' be big enough for all of us?
Cheers,
Neil.
Will the corner 'snug' be big enough for all of us?
Cheers,
Neil.
NeilF said:
Hopefully. I'll be the one crammed into the corner with the drippy nose and coughing over everyone
carcher2k
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Clive said:You may notice I have posted this a week before I usually do - IYSWIM
This will allow some of you extra time to come up with an excuse - since the meeting is in the run up to Xmas weekend, all excuses containing any of the following words or phrases will be automatically disqualified and analysed at the meeting in a jocular manner (unless the excuse happens to contain all these words)
Xmas, Office, Party, Ice, Snow, Cold, Shopping, Wife/Husband, Knees, Balding Tourances, Work, Hair, Wednesday, Ill, Hangover, Buying a Suit, Sick, Late Shift, Underpants, Lost Keys
sorry guys, i forgot
NeilF said:
Loads of room for Martin, Martin, Peter, Paul, Shugie and myself
Have a good Xmas y'all
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Sorry guys
Came up with a migraine at 4:00pm - went bed, woke again at 9:45pm.
Missed you all, terribly, but will see ya at the first one next year.
Merry Christmas all.
Cheers,
Neil.
Came up with a migraine at 4:00pm - went bed, woke again at 9:45pm.
Missed you all, terribly, but will see ya at the first one next year.
Merry Christmas all.
Cheers,
Neil.
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