Me is Shag.
Normally, me stay at home in warm, dark cupboard.
Me think me was bad because Master say he gonna tie me down and ride me hard for two weeks
Master did tie me down tight and he did ride me long and hard on first day. Me was very damp and very soggy until me get to Gretna. Me was so damp, juice was dripping off all me hairs.
After in Scotland, me started to dry out and Master did ride me all day long until Glencoe. Master say we stay at Red Squirrel's place. Me think me never sleep with Red Squirrel before...
Master want dark, wet stuff after riding me all day.
Me see no squirrels or midgies and me dry all night.
Normally, me stay at home in warm, dark cupboard.
Me think me was bad because Master say he gonna tie me down and ride me hard for two weeks
Master did tie me down tight and he did ride me long and hard on first day. Me was very damp and very soggy until me get to Gretna. Me was so damp, juice was dripping off all me hairs.
After in Scotland, me started to dry out and Master did ride me all day long until Glencoe. Master say we stay at Red Squirrel's place. Me think me never sleep with Red Squirrel before...
Master want dark, wet stuff after riding me all day.
Me see no squirrels or midgies and me dry all night.