Quotes from the weekend

Mort

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Mr K, Snoopy uses space to bring two helmets but sleeps in a sock:D

Beetle2112, you can tell you're unfit when you get a stitch putting a sock on.

Abrasion, If you crossed pigs with monkeys they'd take up less space but wouldn't be able climb trees with trotters:eek
 
Somebody (come on identify yourself!) asking Timogla the following while discussing his real Paris-Dakar bike...

"Is that the 650 with the large tank?"

:D
 
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The guy on the far left of this photo came out with a legendary quote this morning. We were all queuing up for breakfast and the waitress was asking for everyone's name for when they call it out when your food's ready.

She get's to him and says... "what's your name"

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"Can you fondle my tits" :clap :bow :beerjug:

:JB
 
Regarding Snoo ...er...AC1200's "tent": His feckin' ego won't even fit in that!"

:D
 
A certain young lady (won't mention the name, but you know who you are!!!!)

Never mind lesbians, I love to see two blokes Feckin each other :eek::eek::eek:

That rendered a few of us speechless :eek
 


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