OPERATION MONKEY JUICE

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It all started in the Autumn of 2009, the evil sorcerer " Brassmonkey" had finally let his guard down while being entertained by the obese jester we all know as Flipfly on a days laning round the Peak District.

After grasping the opportunity to get away on a GS while its owner was on his HP2 at the East Midlands event, Monkey Juice fled for a new life away from his evil captor.

Sunglasses on he set off for who knows where,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 

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After many hours in the saddle he decided to ditch the 1200 GS as he struggled to operate the buttons on his cell phone whilst trying to call BMW assist.

He decided to head for Heathrow and get the first flight he could,,,,,,somewhere he new he would be safe from the evil henchmen of Count Brassmonkey.

He finally arrived at his destination after many hours of flight.
He landed in a mysterious, desperate land full of danger and nasty men.

At that point he decided to get tooled up with some state of the art firepower in case it went loud!:mcgun
 

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Sig 540 or a 550 nice we had one of them in the old country.
 
:D:D:D This one's going to be an interesting 'trip' report :clap:clap







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Monkey juice has been involved in some intense " In theatre" training. He will be back very soon with his next installment.

His priority is to find some security for himself so he can explore this mystical land.

And not wanting to give to much away,,,,,,,,,,,but he met someone quite special on the flight over and it could be the start of a beautiful thing.................:rose
 
No more lonely nights in the desert for you Gaz :D:D:D:D

Beware, that beautiful lady with the bad breath ain't a companion, she's a camel :augie:augie:augie
 
He finds some protection

After hours of trawling through the many options when it comes to security out here in Mesopotamia, Monkey juice opted for some of the finest men he had ever laid eyes on.

Bearing in mind the benchmark was set by the mounted warriors he encountered on his first UKGSER weekend in the east midlands. The bar was clearly set quite high :augie

The team hired to look after him insisted he wore body armour and a kevlar helmet. They insisted he also wore his seatbelt just in case the vehicle rolled after an IED encounter.
 

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Time for a stroll

After many hours of being sat in the back of his B6 Land Cruiser, Monkey decided to take in some of his surroundings by having a sit on the bonnet.

His security spied some belligerent looking bottles of Bombay sapphire and took up a classic fire position in order to engage if they wanted to kick off.
 

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