The Epic Delivery - Johannesburg to London in 39 days. 4 GS's. 4 Pizzas.

The lady that was to pull us through the depths of hell.
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The rest of the grey snake that followed us around for two days
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Not all trips to Wadi are succesfull. There were many of these carriages along the tracks... as well as lots of a train wheels!
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Our eccentric, if not cantakerous Sudanese cabin-fellow.
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The view from our 24 carriage prison cell
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It would seem that these railway sleepers would be better served on the railway line...
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Evidence of the Nile in flood. Not the Nubian desert you would imagine. On this side at least.
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The forty year old suspension contrived to snap a 1000kg tie down. The "droplets" in the air are actually the dust particles that are over exposed with the cameras flash.
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First class haedrests for first class riders... :D
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If you can see it you can sleep eat or spit on it
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The toilets in the train have a free flow system
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and this is the other end.
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A short video of the loo!!! :puke1 :puke1
http://theepicscooterspizzadelivery.co.za/flash/video/20sep2.htm
 
Wadi Halfa to Aswan, Egypt

Friday, 21st September 2007

Anybody who believes that the world is round needs to come to the Sudan to calibrate their view of the world. I too once believed this untruth cooked up by NASA in a Hollywood movie studio, but now I have been to the Sudan and I know that the world is definitely flat, flat and dry and as inhospitable as Satan’s bald spot. In fact the memory of green and the memory of land that can hold the attention of so much as an anorexic goat has faded and the Nubian Desert has burned our heads full of rocks and dunes and stony plains stretched taut from horizon to horizon. What beat gets played out on this desert drum skin from season to season, I cannot imagine, as we did not see evidence of any natural life from Khartoum to Wadi Halfa. Barring of course for the mighty Nile which collects the waters of Lake Tana and Lake Victoria from the Blue and White Nile Rivers, far to the south and then oozes languorously (I’ve been dying to use that word) north from Khartoum through Wadi Halfa, down Lake Nasser (a monumental head stone to the first Egyptian president) past its prison wall at the northern end of the damn, through the southern Egyptian town of Aswan, then Luxor and its historical treasures, to a final curtain call with the Mediterranean at Alexandria which has been a crossroads of history since Phoenician times. This incredible journey of over 6000 km from the Ethiopian highlands at 3000 m to the Mediterranean sea (yes, at sea level !) makes this the longest river on the planet and our desert interrogation was rudely interrupted several times during the train journey as the Nile threw one of its flooded coils over the train track in an explosion of palm trees and cultivated fields.

The Nile took its leave of our train tracks well before the half way point of our journey and left us alone to the choking dust and heat of the Nubian Desert.

So it was that we made our way to Wadi Halfa on the southern tip of lake Nasser and after a pleasantly rural night’s accommodation in a reed hut at the Nile Hotel, boarded the ferry bound for Egypt and the port town of Aswan over 350 km to the north.The trick of course with boarding the ferry was that we had 4 monster bikes with luggage to get into the boat in competition with 600 screaming, spitting, less than accommodating Arabs, none of whom had improved their moods through the searing discipline of the Ramadan month.

Once our bikes were secured to the lower deck, we made our way up to the first class cabins that we had secured at the last minute through our invaluable Sudanese facilitator Midhat Mahir and were pleasantly surprised by habitable little holes with nothing less than freezer class air-conditioning. The traverse of the lake disappeared in air-conditioned delight with the extra-cabin excursions limited to procuring meals and water. We whiled away some happy hours swapping tall stories with a few other travelers thrown together at this North African cross roads: Bedaa and Katinka, a South African couple from the Cape that had been drifting up Africa for 5 and a half months; Will and Dave, a pair of British gentlemen that had been on expatriate contracts in South Africa and were now driving a Range Rover and a Land Rover Discovery from South Africa back to the UK and finally Dean, an eccentric loaner from Nebraska in the American Mid-West who was on leg number who knows what of a very long around the world adventure by public transport that he was documenting for his newspaper column back in the USA. As had become customary by now, we swapped web site addresses and e-mail addresses and sincere promises to stay in touch before docking in Aswan harbor. It was here that we were to suffer our first lesson in Egyptian bureaucracy that would make every other brush with African paper work look like tricycles with training wheels.

After the hope of a false dawn and having our passports stamped and being allowed to unload our motorbikes as we docked, we were crushed by a 5 hour wait cooped up in the ferry until all the 600 or so passengers had had their paper work completed and lined up through the vessel all aimed at the single exit to the dock. Then a mad scrum to exit and we made it to the customs office to have our Carne’s stamped by just after 13H00 to have it politely explained to us that the other offices we would need to visit before being road legal in Egypt were closing at 14H00 and would not reopen till Sunday. Our hopes of a speedy exit from Aswan dashed, we settled in to listen to the process that we would need to follow in order to achieve the much needed permission to continue our journey north. What follows cannot be made up, so must be true, I would suggest that nobody try this at home as we are trained professionals and take no liability for any crusty re-enactments back in South Africa.

Step number one in Egypt; get passports stamped by stern looking Egyptian official while onboard Lake Nasser Ferry, then get passport rechecked 5 hours later when exiting ferry. Step two; get Carnet stamped at Customs office after parking in the fourth location shouted in Arabic by more stern looking Egyptian gentlemen with bi guns. While at customs office, part with $ 100 US each for the pleasure of disgracing Egyptian roads with your vehicle and fill in badly put together form ‘confessing to pay any and all amounts that may be demanded by the Egyptian Consumables (Customs) office while in Egypt’. With this behind you, Step 3 involves taking a letter written in Arabic by the customs office to the local traffic police office which is 20 km away and only opens on Saturday again (today being Thursday) asking them to please write a letter to the insurance office, which only opens on Sunday (today being Thursday) which in turn will relieve you of some more money to issue extra Egyptian insurance on top of the COMESA third party insurance that you already have covering Egypt and then write a letter back to the traffic police who then, if they are in good spirits will write a letter back to customs who you will then take the aforesaid letter back to and given that God is smiling on that day, customs will then issue you with a set of Egyptian number plates allowing you to then report to the local Tourism Police office where you will hopefully be allowed to join a convoy at 14H00 on Sunday heading north to Luxor.

Simple! Certainly our young Egyptian host at the customs office looked rather puzzled at the dismay he saw unfolding on our faces as he explained the process to us. ‘You do zis differently in Sous Africa?’ he asked quizzically as if doubting that we could possibly have reached this level of sophistication in the far south. ‘ No, same process there too’ we reply, not wanting to lessen any chances of getting our Egyptian number plates released to us by this same young man at the end of the pointless marathon.

Anyhow, nothing left but to drown our frustrations in alcohol, which is mercifully available in Aswan, if for the price of a small third world country. The first beer in more than a week slides joyfully down our throats, we have shacked up in the Isis hotel on the banks of the Nile with nothing to do but watch the white sailed Felucca’s slide past and catch up on our beer deficit. Life could be worse but we will have some big kilometers to catch up on to Cairo to put us back in favor with our demanding schedule when Sunday comes around.
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We did ask for the best accomodation money could buy in Wadi Halfa. The Nile Hotel sounded the business...

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They do put the ex-pats in one area and we met a few different groups, some going up and some going down. A great source of information and also great to meet our first english speaking people in about 10 days. Some guys did the route along the nile and the pictures of landrovers with water over their bonnets definately confirmed that we made the right decision to take the train... as bad as it was. Spending a week in Wadi would possibly have killed me!

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Dinner in these parts of the world are always a little like gambling. We did however perfect the art of going into the kitchens and all but making our own food.

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This is the offices of uber-fixer, Midhat Mahir. The only reason I mention this is because if you go anywhere near this part of the world you simply have to utilise this guy. Midhats claim to fame is that he has about 0.5% body fat, has riddden through the Nubian desert (900km) on a mountain bike in something like 5 days!! He can also organise anything. Here's what he did for us:

- booked our super luxurious hotel in advance for us. (you should do this because everyone wants to stay there while waiting for the ferry)
- booked our train trip from Khartoum to Wadi and had his brother meet us in Khartoum and escourt us to the train station and helped us get all that stuff sorted out
- he arranged the exit from Sudan in it;s entirety, carnet, visa etc
- his other brother, Mazar, actaully went with us in the ferry into Egypt and assisted with the calamatous entry procedure into Egypt. Simply superb.:clap :clap :clap

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This is a vid of getting on the ferry, which like all things African, is not what you expect. (1min48")

http://theepicscooterspizzadelivery.co.za/flash/video/21sep.htm


The cabin was small but had power and aircon. The only problem was that you couldnt turn the aircon off so you can either freeze or boil. No in between.
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Toilets in central Africa are always quite an experiance.
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If you get a general accomodation ticket you can sleep anywhere!!
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There is food on-board but you should ask for the first class chicken! Apparanetly there is a second class chicken. They also the stock the most fantastic Guava juice known to man. Seriously.:freaky
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If you send your car (or bike) on the cargo ferry - this is it. The downside is that you can only get it off the ferry a day later in some cases, and it leaves a day earlier from Wadi Halfa.
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Our next leg was to get to Cairo and here is the ride report from Jay


Aswan to Cairo, Egypt

Wednesday, 26th September 2007


Many countries are profoundly influenced by the great rivers that run through them but I have never experienced a country that has its fortunes so closely tied to the moods of a single waterway as Egypt is to the Nile River. Egypt harbors almost 80 million souls in a country that is mostly rock, sand and searing sun. The only respite from the desert is the Nile. This mighty river snakes through the old kingdom of Nubia in Northern Sudan and spills over the wall of the Aswan dam in Upper Egypt (southern Egypt) before winding its way down to the bustling port town of Alexandria on the Mediterranean in Lower Egypt (Northern Egypt). It brings with it an avalanche of date palms, maize fields, people and livestock that press up against the river for comfort from the desert staring dryly at the scene from the cliffs of the Nile Valley on either side.

The starkness of this contrast makes for dramatic scenery that was thrown into gentle relief by the setting Sahara sun as we finally broke free from Aswan, Egyptian paper work in hand and turned our bikes towards Luxor. Our 3 day ordeal at the hands of Egyptian customs officers, traffic police and insurance brokers had finally ended and with Egyptian plates duck taped to our bikes, we were free to open up our throttles legally on Egyptian tarmac. To be fair, we did not meet an individual Egyptian, barring the unpleasant Aswan traffic police and a few rogues and con artists on the Aswan waterfront, that was not exceptionally pleasant and willing to help, but this brush with bureaucracy had left a sour taste in all of our mouths. In fact, in the Bureaucracy Olympics, I think that we may have found a team to rival the previously uncontested South African Home Affairs Department competing in the Mindless Arrogance, Incompetence and Spectacular Indifference events.

So, this behind us, we had established that we could make it to Luxor without being subjected to a police convoy and we were soon beguiled by the magic unfolding through our helmet visors. The lazy Nile on the one side with white sailed Felucca’s sailing in both directions, the riotous green cultivated up to the water’s edge and a sharp exclamation mark as the green fields ended and the desert sand began.

We rode through crowded village after crowded village and made it to Luxor in reasonable time as the last of the light disappeared. Having beaten a hasty retreat to the Isis Hotel and wrestled a decent night’s sleep from the refreshingly clean bed linen, we headed off at first light for the 680 km track to Cairo.

Our progress was slow through the villages and our frustration mounted when we were stopped by the traffic police in the town of Sohaag and sternly instructed to ‘wait 5 minutes’. This being the only English available to our group of Arab captors, it was clear that we were not going to argue our way out of this stop as we had at the stops we had encountered already this morning. Now, ‘wait 5 minutes’ accompanied by a gesture of the hand with fingers outstretched and closed together but facing upwards, we had learned, was bad news in Egypt as it could mean a wait of anything from literally 5 minutes to 3 days. ‘Wait 1 minute’ was generally more promising as this generally indicated that the issue at hand would, at worst, get sorted out within the day. Our ambitions of reaching Cairo that day were badly battered as we kicked the dust aimlessly waiting for the local senior officer to raise an armed vehicle from the town to come and escort us up to the opposite municipal boundary of Sohaag.

True to form, after a small eternity and several attempts at reasoning with the serious looking officers, a vehicle appeared, fill to the brim with machine gun toting gentleman who would ensure us a safe passage through Sohaag. We followed the vehicle in a line, the inter bike radio grimly silent as we all sulked at the strictly enforced (for us only) 60 km speed limit that left us all battling to find a comfortable place in 5’th gear to accommodate. This became the theme of our day well up to lunch time. Every time we approached a municipal boundary; our incumbent escort would peel off and be replaced by a new escort from the territory ahead.

By lunch, we had entered an area where the local police seemed a lot less interested in us than previously and were more concerned with our quick passage than our safe passage. This suited us just fine and we increased our speed nicely before an unexpected left turn burst us free of our escort and the now claustrophobic Nile Valley and onto a desert highway that pointed us north and towards Cairo at speeds that we had only been dreaming off all morning.

Another Egyptian sun set and a new city. Cairo has 12 million inhabitants and in places, the city stretches from horizon to horizon. Certainly, it seemed that all 12 million people had gotten behind the wheels of their cars and were on the roads to greet us with a tumult of hooting, revving and smoking traffic that was difficult to comprehend. By now, we had figured out that the only rule of Egyptian driving is that there are no rules. With this nugget under our belts, we clung to our GS’s and rode our hooters like they were cannons, parting traffic as we went.

As fortune would have it, it took us about half an hour for us to admit that we were hopelessly lost in this metropolitan wilderness. Not to worry, employing a recently learned trick, we snagged a taxi out of the traffic stream and 40 Egyptian Pounds later, were following this lunatic as he piloted his ramshackle Peugeot through the traffic snarls like an F16 pilot. This got us to our chosen destination and the great Pyramids of Giza before darkness and with our options limited to a single hotel and none of us wanting to brave the mounting traffic again; we bit the bullet and checked in to the expensive but spectacularly well appointed Oberoi hotel at the base of the Pyramids. What a treat, rooms with a view of the big Korfu Pyramid and beds that could almost make us forget the procession of rank little hovels that we had endured up to the Egyptian border.

Today had been 13 hours in the saddle and we needed all the clean hot water that Egypt had to offer. We had good reason to be pleased with ourselves, though, we had caught up to our schedule and made Cairo in an epic 24 days – something that we had been warned back home, could not be done. This put us in a good place for our final assault on Tunis and our date with the Mediterranean ferry to Salerno in Italy. As things turn out, the ferry departure time in our schedule had been incorrect and recent information now put it at a day earlier than our original plan. No rest for the wicked, there wouldn’t time to take in the sights and sounds of Cairo, it would be a first light departure and from the Egyptian capital and an 800 km dash across the Sahara and into Libya the next day.

The pizza must get through; there was nothing for it but to savor our last Sakara beer until the opposite border of Libya which is alcohol free and in strict observance of the Ramadan month. Some big riding days lay ahead of us. Bring on Tunis!
 
We managed to avoid these police conveys most of the time, but when they got hold of us it was like death by thousand paper cuts! They travel at a real speed of about 50km/h, which is slower than the general traffic which means you are always dodging cars about to rear-end you!
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Egypt truly is a world of contrasts. The life blood effect of the nile extends for a few kilometres either side and then loses its battle against the desert, with scenery like this.
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Riding through the desert is in fact quote draining. There is almost always a wind that seems to have picked up speed from about 500 kilometres away so you spend the day leaning into the wind. Its also hot. Duh!:1drink
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Finally - the pyramids. For most this is a journey of a lifetime. Cape To Cairo! For us it was another 6000km to go.:deal
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After the trials of the Cairo traffic we stopped at the first hotel we found. We didnt care what it cost. Apparently the Oberoi is over 150 years old and certainly has the feeling of a grand old hotel.
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25 September 2007

Cairo to Tripoli

Before the ride report here are scans of the acual maps we used with the planned routes.

Egypt:
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Heading West from Cairo through Alexandria...
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and then into Libya...
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With our experience in Egypt so far, plagued by bureaucracy and painfully slow going, the route west from Cairo, through Alexandria and along the Mediterranean coast of mama Africa, was blessed by go-as-fast-as-you-want highways and very little officialdom of any nature.

The luxury of the Oberoi hotel behind us, we headed off west into the moonset with the sun rising behind us. The craziness of Cairo traffic at sunset the previous day was replaced by an empty four lane highway from Cairo to Alexandria.
Our first sniff of the Mediterranean came 200kms outside of Cairo, and a little west of Alexandria. After the desert emptiness of the previous days, the azure blue of the sea lifted our spirits and saw us in search of access down to the beach. True to form, Carlo found the first sandy track and headed towards the sea, through a construction site and then into the quicksand. After getting stuck and then nonchalantly not calling for assistance he nearly sent his bike rolling down a steep embankment into a salty lake. Discretion became the better part of valour and his call for assistance quickly freed his bike from the soft sand.

We continued west towards the Libyan border, the road teased us with glimpses of the sea before plunging us back into desert time and again. Curiously, this part of the Egyptian coast is crowded with sea side holiday apartments, all eerily empty with the road almost to ourselves. We could only imagine what chaos this must be in high season.

Our sights were set on the border town of El Sallum and all of our fingers were secretly crossed for an uneventful border crossing into Libya.
We made good time and swept up the impressive pass outside of El Sallum which laid the blue, blue Mediterranean at our feet for a brief moment before sweeping us over the plateau and on to a mercifully dull border crossing where we met up with our Libyan guide, Waheed. We swept through onto a Libyan border clearance after only a small heart stopping misunderstanding with the authorities as Curt tried to dispose of some Vodka that had mysteriously stowed away in his pannier, Libya, as with most strictly Muslim countries, suffered from a serious sense of humor failure relating to alcohol consumption within its borders.

Libya has only opened up to foreign tourists in recent years and curiously, forbids unaccompanied travel in the country by foreigners. This compelled us to rent a ‘tour guide’ for a princely sum, who would accompany us through the countless road blocks to the other side of Libya. As frustrating as this was for us, we soon realized how hopeless our travels would have been had it not been for Waheed. No English, nothing, neither written nor spoken, Libya is almost entirely English free, to the point that I doubt we would have been able to recognize even a hotel in the few small towns that we whisked through. Added to this, are the incredible distances between towns, distances that are filled with desert and more desert.
With only the odd camel to distract us we made great time through Tobruk, then Sert and onto Tripoli. In Sert, we required special police permission to check into the Sert Hotel (clearly not mad about foreigners in this part of the world).
Libyans found us an oddity, as witnessed by the number of cars that passed us with the driver’s cell phone pointed in our direction to either take a picture or a movie of our progress. This brings us to another point of interest in Libya, Libyan drivers. You might have noted, correctly, that it is not strictly normal for the driver of a car to be operating his cell phone camera while simultaneously operating heavy machinery on a national highway. Especially if said heavy machinery is careering into oncoming traffic while overtaking 4 motorcycles that are already doing 120 km an hour. Our recent experience with Egyptian drivers paled into insignificance in the face of the daring antics that we witnessed on Libyan roads. In fact one Libyan explained to us dismissively that you could identify Egyptian drivers on Libyan roads by the use of their hooters. The tone of his explanation made it clear that no Libyan would stoop to the nerdy lengths of actually employing the safety features of his car. This became abundantly clear to us as we fought our way west towards Tripoli. At the risk of national embarrassment, every battered old truck, car and farm vehicle did its best to either overtake us or catch up to us regardless of the danger to life or limb. I swear that many of these cars must have had their accelerators replaced with on / off switches and their breaking gear removed to drop their racing weight. Some had clearly even foregone their indicators and the use of their prefrontal brain lobes to get down to racing weight.

Not far into Libya, it became apparent that a contributor to such an assortment of incredibly old and dilapidated cars on the roads was the amazingly low petrol price.
Presumably, the ever rising cost of petrol is some deterrent to car ownership in most countries. If say for example the only car one could afford, was free, it might still be unlikely that you would be driving it, given the cost of a tank of petrol.
Not the case in Libya, petrol here is literally cheaper than water. So much so, that the first petrol stop had us scratching our heads and searching for a calculator to confirm what our tired brains were telling us, given the conversion from Libyan Dinnars to Egyptian Pounds back to Sudanese Pounds back to Ethiopian Birr, to Dollars with a half twist double flip dismount back to Rands. Less than R1 per litre !
Impossible but true. In Libya, they price petrol by the 10 litres at the pump and 10 litres costs under R10.00. This is literally less that the cost of bottled water (the only type worth risking in Libya) which will set you back on average about R6 or more per litre. There it is, reason number one (and the only one) to consider immigrating to Libya.

From the Egyptian border to Tripoli, there truly is very little more to report about Libya but desert and grey unfinished looking little towns.

The Libyan capital is, however, a different story. The same strict observance of Muslim custom in that there is no alcohol available and Ramadan discipline makes food hard to come by any time before 21H00 in the evening, but a sophisticated and progressive air pervades the city. Wide open, clean boulevards, trendy crowds of well dressed people thronging the boulevards at night and the clear availability of luxuries, from cars to electronics. The ever present azure of the Mediterranean sea front doesn’t hurt either in lending charm to the city.

This is definitely a city that we could have explored a bit further but this was not to be as the ferry to Italy wasn’t about to make a mercy stop in Tripoli for us and another 800 km lay between us and Tunis where we needed to board our ticket off of the dark continent and on to London to complete our Epic Delivery a week later.
 
Once you get of Cairo you are immediately ambushed by 200km of billboards that cannot be seen anywhere else in the world!
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As you move west however the scenery becomes a little more predictable... and does not change very much...

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not very much...
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at all!
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After riding all day with the same view a sunset was quite welcoming.
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I tried to find a way to the sea... :evil
and didnt.
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The Gulf of Sallum is the last bit of civilisation you see before entering Libya. What a welcome surprise!
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Typical accomodation in Libya. Although things get more civilised still very different, especially during Ramadan month.
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With Libya observing fasting laws explicitly, the only food available was by special arrangement. Its not often this is the extent of the breakfast room in a large hotel. Made "specially" for us.

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We had to ask to have the coffee bar opened and it turned out to be the best cappuchino we had had since we left South Africa on August 31st!! Africa truly is full of surprises

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Once again looking for trouble... and finding it
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In typical African fashion... sweating the asset!
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Petrol in Libya is dirt cheap... about 20c per litre, compared to to $2 for a litre of water. In many cases they dont even bother charging you!!
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Early morning sunrise as we start another mammoth day on our way to Tunis
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And the moon setting in front of us...
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Tripoli to Tunisia, Tunisia

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Sunday, 30th September 2007


Having left the surprisingly European city of Tripoli in our rear view mirrors and swiftly covered the 180km to the Tunisian border, we were well set to make an early morning border crossing and attack our last kilometers on the African continent. Libya had proved a breeze relative to some of the countries further south and we had traversed the entire country without witnessing any of the dark goings on that Colonel Gadaffi and his henchmen are constantly accused of.

Another wonderfully boring border crossing (amazing what pleases you after a month on the road in Africa). Libyan number plates handed in and our bike registration papers and passports presented on the Tunisian side, we burst free into Tunisia and waived goodbye to Waheed, our pleasant, but compulsory, Libyan guide.

Not much change in scenery from the Libyan side except for a spectacularly unregulated petrol industry. For the first 100 km or so, the road side was littered with little stalls selling petrol in rows of plastic containers. We could only assume that this must be petrol bought in Libya at the ludicrously low Libyan prices and smuggled across the border. This was confirmed at our first Tunisian petrol stop where were treated to petrol at about 10 times the Libyan price. Oh well all good things must come to an end and even the petrol price could not tempt me to immigrate to Libya.

Our first petrol stop, however, brought minor disaster. Luigi’s bike cut out and stubbornly refused to start again. Some hasty dismantling and a frantic call back to South Africa established that the battery was properly done for. A failed attempt at temporarily swapping batteries between bikes to get it started saw us come to another grinding halt opposite nothing else but, would you believe it, a line of parked tow trucks.

Our humour was reaching its limit and Tunis was not getting any closer so we wasted no time in beating down the ridiculous price quoted by the tow truck owner and loaded the bike for its second undignified run in a truck (remember the goat truck in Northern Kenya), for this trip.

So, Luigi and bike comfortably housed in the tow truck, the remaining three bikes carried on west. The scenery began a rapid change as we wore down the kilometers between us and Tunis. Olive groves, fields of chili bushes, melons and pomegranates started to open up and the flat horizons were disturbed by hills and then mountains.

After several thousand kilometers of every flavor of desert, this fertile scene struck us as vaguely surreal and it only improved as we neared the capital city until we could be forgiven for thinking that we had blundered across the Mediterranean and into Southern France.

The strange sense of order about this African country also became difficult to ignore, traffic officers in neat, well pressed and very formal uniforms, well signposted roads (if only in Arabic and French), fairly new looking cars on the road and almost sane drivers. This was not like any African country that we had passed through so far and the city of Tunis did not disappoint either, given this build up. If Tripoli had a vague European air about it then Tunis must be the Southern most European city.

Tunis, as we were to learn has in fact had a long history of mixed involvement in European affairs from the old empire centered in Carthage (now modern day Tunis) that spawned Hannibal’s elephant powered march into Italy, where he gave the Roman empire a bloody nose, to Roman conquest and some time spent as the ‘bread basket’ province of the Roman empire to the Turkish invasion and a spell as part of the Ottoman empire and onto a sneaky deal between Britain and France in the second half of the 1900’s that cleared the way for French forces to sweep in from Algeria and snatch Tunisia out from under Italian noses to become a French colony before finally reaching independence in 1956. Since then it has had only two presidents, the current incumbent, enjoying his umpteenth term in office and maintaining a tight strangle hold on the political life of the country. So it is, that Tunis today is outwardly an unmistakably French city but with a strongly beating conservative Islamic heart.

We are now comfortably housed in the centre of Tunis and have reconnoitered our route to the ferry boarding tomorrow morning and our passage to Europe.

Our last night in Africa, brings a conflicting mix of melancholy and relief at our impending departure from the mother continent.

Melancholy at the collage of sights sounds and adventures that have come our way since the frenetic police escort from Johannesburg, 30 days ago, north into the wilds of Botswana, across the empty bush horizons of Zambia, under Kilimanjaro’s shadow in Tanzania, into Kenya and its punishing northern waste lands, up over the green damp of the Ethiopian highlands, down into the searing heat and sand of the Sudan, racing the busy Nile Valley through Egypt, west across the parched skull of Libya and now into a fertile and orderly Tunisia.

It is definitely too much to make sense of in our travel weary heads, right now, but I am sure that we will have many forgotten images of our over 12,000 km dash through Africa popping into memory for months to come.

Melancholy aside, we cannot escape the relief that comes with our last African stop, the many nasty little ‘hotels’ that we collapsed in overnight through east and central Africa, the grueling riding hours and unending early mornings, the punishing mindless bureaucracy of the border crossings and disappointment at the pressing mass of humanity that has banished any romantic notions of wild Africa from much of the route that we took. Africa would seem to be a continent groaning under the weight of too many people and hopeless mismanagement. Certainly it has its fair share of jewels but these are at times, set against an ocean of filth and despair that leave one feeling quite beaten. Our beloved continent has many challenges in its future and we can’t ignore these as we try to order our feelings and prepare ourselves for the final straight across Europe and into London to complete the Pizza challenge that we have set for ourselves.

Tomorrow we must get Luigi’s stricken bike onto the ferry and to Italy where it can be repaired. If fortune smiles on us, we may even be able to talk our way out of the deck seats that have been booked for us and into a cabin for the 22 hour crossing.

Bring on Europe, bring on flush toilets, and bring on London.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, though. Nine days, several thousand kilometers and two ferry crossings still stand between us and our wives and families in London.

Let’s hope that our bikes, bodies and friendships can with stand the last remaining challenges on the home straight.

In the name of Pizza, we continue!
 
With petrol being dirt cheap in Libya the petrol stations in Tunisia consist of petrol bought in Libya and then sold out of drums and barrels in Tunisia. This is a normal petrol station!
This was a 'small' one...
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and this a larger one...
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Tunisia was a huge surprise for us - like ethiopia. Olive groves, vineyards, road signs in french and fields of agriculture left us feeling like we were in a province of southern France.
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Ariving in Salerno...

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In Solerno in Italy we changed tyres from knobblies to dual purpose tyres in anticipation of rain. What we really wanted was to turn up the gas a little since we wouldnt have to worry about conserving tyres any longer!! :clap

We left Johannesburg from new knobblies front and rear and took a spare rear knobbly with us, which we changed after 4300kms in Nairobi. Between us we then took just one spare rear with us for the 8000kms through the rest of Africa. This is what a rear knobbly looks like after 8000kms... with about 80kg of weight plus a rider.

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I reckon it still had 3000km in it..
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And then the front... quite a bit worse off given that all the weight has to be stopped primarily by this guy... the strange shapes on the edges of tge bottom row of knobblies were due (i think) to me riding about 500km with the tyres too soft. We rode with the rear at 3bar and the front at 2.7. The chunks missing are from breaking hard.

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The `strange wear pattern can be better seen by looking at the top of this picture - the two knobblies in the upper row.
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All in all a great performance from the knobblies. :clap :clap :clap
 
If you recall all this madness started over some beers... and then the idea of a pizza delivery. The main reason for having heard so little about the pizza so far is that... well there was nothing to tell. The off-road freezer we used worked perfectly every hour of the way and the pizzas stayed frozen all the way. We had only checked on them once - in Aswan - and now would come the moment of truth. From Salerno we would take the quickest route north through Italy to Fidenza (about 100kms south of Milan). Fidenza, you see, is the birth place of Luigi, as well as his mom. She has lived there all her ilife and now she was going to have her son and grandson deliver a pizza all the way from South Africa. Would she approve? CVheck out the video of the first pizza delivery and the new record for the longest overland pizza delivery in the world.

(about 4min)
http://www.theepicscooterspizzadelivery.co.za/pod/pod32.htm
 


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