I have no Jaffa Cakes

I have programmed tesco in to my satnav in case of emergencies.

If you have a tesco account they will deliver, so the postcode you really need is the one for the pub. Get on line tomorrow afternoon, order up a few crates of their finest vintage and the chap with the van will bring it without you needing to stir more than a finger.

Not sure how the pub will react to the sight of an industrial quantity of alcohol arriving though.
 
If you have a tesco account they will deliver, so the postcode you really need is the one for the pub. Get on line tomorrow afternoon, order up a few crates of their finest vintage and the chap with the van will bring it without you needing to stir more than a finger.

Not sure how the pub will react to the sight of an industrial quantity of alcohol arriving though.

if this happens need pics :aidan
 


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