Somebody asked me "Where are the toilets please?"
I told them "There's one in the stable block, one at the rear of the house, and Mark's 13 plated one parked over there!"
We were going to put an old bog seat and a roll of Andrex on your bike but didn't want to upset you.
I was going to ask for a spin on it up the drive but never got around to it. But being a poor pensioner, I could never afford to blow £13k on a new bike (according to my local dealer).
Plus it might damage my credibility in Airhead circles.