So.....the trip started at the m,way services with Redrick needing to smoke 248 roll ups before we left......then I followed him in 3rd gear to Plymouth.....any higher gear and I would av fekkin stalled....... eventually he rolled up at the port...
Arrived in Santander and waited whilst redrick clogged his lungs with three buckets of tar then off we went to Ribadesella...... the orange toy bike led the way with its pilot nodding off.....a transit van....a fekkin 10 year old tranny sailed past followed by a Dacia granny car...at this point I decided to throw him some bread to wake him up.......this did the job....and the speed was cranked up.....that was until he tried to pass an old couple in their polo.....he was a bit tight and edged them off the road and down a ravine....never to be seen again.....he then stopped for another bucket of nicotine.....
Stopped for a bite in Potes when Redrick opened his wallet and a creature hopped out.......
All n all lots of piss taking....too much cider and brandy consumed....enough prawns scoffed to clear the Atlantic stock....6 top riders...cracking routes which Redrick will fill you in about..when he’s had another fag. Tried all he could but the 1250 gsa was with the sporty ktm all the way.....and on TCK70’s......
All n all lots of piss taking....too much cider and brandy consumed....enough prawns scoffed to clear the Atlantic stock....6 top riders...cracking routes which Redrick will fill you in about..when he’s had another fag. Tried all he could but the 1250 gsa was with the sporty ktm all the way.....and on TCK70’s......