Similar.
I was 20/21 at the time I guess. In Rome. Mid summer.
Went to a concert with a friend (Herbie Hancock at the time of the Future 2 Future release) at . Mid concert I start feeling the shits coming. My (stoned) friend is heading for the bar at the back of the open area where the concert is taking place and I ask him to get me some lemon juice.
He comes back after a while and hands me this yellow drink that I down immediately without thinking: Limoncello.
I try to watch more of the concert but 30 minutes later I decide it's time to go home.
I start walking at a brisk pace towards my sister's scooter that I borrowed for the night. An SH100. I'm in the parking lot and midway towards the scooter I realise I cannot keep it in anymore, I dive between the cars expecting the worse.
By miracle I don't shit myself. I then get up and sprint towards the scooter and leave.
I start riding home (it's like midnight by then) and sitting on the scooter, keeping my legs clenched together helps preventing the worse.
I reach the first traffic light and realise I cannot put my leg down otherwise I'll shit myself.
I start circling around at the red traffic light. Mind you, it is late at night during summer in Rome (outskirts), the city is deserted.
I keep doing this until, at the third set of lights a Carabinieri car approaches me while I'm circling around.
cop: "What the fuck are you doing?"
me (while circling): "I have the shits Sir, cannot put my leg down or I won't keep it in"
cop, after a couple of second pondering on the situation: "all right then, ride safe"
Dear man, wherever you are, you were a saint.
Made it home after another 10/15 minutes, threw the scooter on the floor of the garage, ran upstairs home. I think I had my trousers down already when coming out of the elevator.
Managed to make it to the loo without too much damage.
I was 20/21 at the time I guess. In Rome. Mid summer.
Went to a concert with a friend (Herbie Hancock at the time of the Future 2 Future release) at . Mid concert I start feeling the shits coming. My (stoned) friend is heading for the bar at the back of the open area where the concert is taking place and I ask him to get me some lemon juice.
He comes back after a while and hands me this yellow drink that I down immediately without thinking: Limoncello.
I try to watch more of the concert but 30 minutes later I decide it's time to go home.
I start walking at a brisk pace towards my sister's scooter that I borrowed for the night. An SH100. I'm in the parking lot and midway towards the scooter I realise I cannot keep it in anymore, I dive between the cars expecting the worse.
By miracle I don't shit myself. I then get up and sprint towards the scooter and leave.
I start riding home (it's like midnight by then) and sitting on the scooter, keeping my legs clenched together helps preventing the worse.
I reach the first traffic light and realise I cannot put my leg down otherwise I'll shit myself.
I start circling around at the red traffic light. Mind you, it is late at night during summer in Rome (outskirts), the city is deserted.
I keep doing this until, at the third set of lights a Carabinieri car approaches me while I'm circling around.
cop: "What the fuck are you doing?"
me (while circling): "I have the shits Sir, cannot put my leg down or I won't keep it in"
cop, after a couple of second pondering on the situation: "all right then, ride safe"
Dear man, wherever you are, you were a saint.
Made it home after another 10/15 minutes, threw the scooter on the floor of the garage, ran upstairs home. I think I had my trousers down already when coming out of the elevator.
Managed to make it to the loo without too much damage.