Several years ago, I was out for a ride down the west coast with a couple of pals. We pulled off the new road onto the old military road for a breather and I sidled a bit further on for a Lillian Gish. There was no cover but then again, no one else was about. It seemed. As i was in mid stream, from uphill and round a corner comes a Strathclyde polis traffic car cw two cops. As they cruised slowly past, they were laughing fit to burst at my dilemma!