2021 Twat Suitery

Arsey · Nov 26, 2020

Complete that look on the way to Starbucks riding that steed of awesomeness....

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richardbd · Nov 26, 2020

Poor effort.

I look much more of a tosser in my GS Trophy twat suit...

Doc · Nov 27, 2020

Arsey said:
Complete that look on the way to Starbucks riding that steed of awesomeness....

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Oh dear. Where do you find this shite.

Arsey · Nov 27, 2020

Doc said:
Oh dear. Where do you find this shite.

It actually came up on my facebook feed.Why, I do not know !!

Doc · Nov 27, 2020

Arsey said:
It actually came up on my facebook feed.Why, I do not know !!

You'll tell us owt

Probably ordered the full wardrobe along with your Itchy boots calendar.

JerseyNeil · Nov 27, 2020

Dr Ralph is Nutty!
Do I get the £5?

joness7 · Nov 27, 2020

Doc said:
You'll tell us owt Probably ordered the full wardrobe along with your Itchy boots calendar.

I bought an ItchyBoots T-shirt, have I committed some UKGSER faux pas?

Doc · Nov 27, 2020

joness7 said:
I bought an ItchyBoots T-shirt, have I committed some UKGSER faux pas?

No. Probably paid for a gallon of fuel for her trips.

Arsey · Nov 27, 2020

There’s even a new Twat Hat and other shite....

Monty B · Nov 27, 2020

HaHaHaha, posts a man who's just bought a lime green moped to pop to the shops :blast

Doc · Nov 27, 2020

GS Slippers £150 quid

Arsey · Nov 27, 2020

Monty B said:
HaHaHaha, posts a man who's just bought a lime green moped to pop to the shops

Exactly !! Probably costs less than that twat suit and twat hat !!

And it’s not a moped,unless a moped now has 5 gears and does 65mph

Enjoy your GS twattery.

Monty B · Nov 27, 2020

Arsey said:
Exactly !! Probably costs less than that twat suit and twat hat !!

And it’s not a moped,unless a moped now has 5 gears and does 65mph

Enjoy your GS twattery.

Tomorrows Guernsey Post reports on a disturbance after a gent on a BMW 1250GS, wearing twat suit and matching twat hat pulls up at local parade of shops and parks next to some fella who looks a complete twat on his two grand lime green mid-life crisis machine. The local twat was apparently offended by the sensible twat. After it was was decided they both looks twats, both twats rode off. The twat on the Italian/Jap scrap collaboration just sounded a bit limp and took longer to get home than the brand loyal twat on the reassuringly expensive German market leader.

Arsey · Nov 27, 2020

You obviously own a 1250 and wear branded BMW twattery ?
Bless you,the advertising works.

Monty B · Nov 27, 2020

Arsey said:
You obviously own a 1250 and wear branded BMW twattery ?
Bless you,the advertising works.

Right bike, wrong gear.

Know your subject before posting.

Easier for me because you regularly post like a twat, so fair enough, but do make more effort going forward.

Arsey · Nov 27, 2020

Monty B said:
The twat on the Italian/Jap scrap collaboration just sounded a bit limp and took longer to get home than the brand loyal twat on the reassuringly expensive German market leader.

Monty B said:
Right bike, wrong gear.

Know your subject before posting.

Might be the shite quick-shifter on your £16k mid life crisis steed causing the wrong gear.

And it’s Italian/Chinese scrap.

Know your subject before posting and best of luck in finding your sense of humour in time for the weekend

Monty B · Nov 27, 2020

Arsey said:
Might be the shite quick-shifter on your £16k mid life crisis steed causing the wrong gear.

And it’s Italian/Chinese scrap.

Know your subject before posting and best of luck in finding your sense of humour in time for the weekend

Hahahahahaha - stop digging and please don’t use the mid-life line - that’s definitely mine

I am being funny - I thought the newspaper article was rather good to be fair and I also enjoy your posts in general, but (a) stop trolling GS owners to validate your own choices and (b) remember we pay vat over here, so sixteen grand is a bit 2018 chap.

Arsey · Nov 27, 2020

Monty B said:
Hahahahahaha - stop digging and please don’t use the mid-life line - that’s definitely mine

I am being funny - I thought the newspaper article was rather good to be fair and I also enjoy your posts in general, but (a) stop trolling GS owners to validate your own choices and (b) remember we pay vat over here, so sixteen grand is a bit 2018 chap.

I am a GS owner.Failed again.

Monty B · Nov 27, 2020

Arsey said:
I am a GS owner.Failed again.

I own a cock, a big fat swinger with a huge glans, which glistens in the morning light, but I could keep posting how inadequate yours is.

But I prefer not to troll.

beemerboy9 · Nov 27, 2020

Currently the best thing about being a Twat is that you can purchase Twat clothing at 0% finance over 5 years.

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