1st of May is Harley Day

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Did an oil and filter change yesterday, checked tyre pressures and this morning taxed my Fatbob for the up coming great summer were going to have.

May do a brake and clutch fluid change next week.

Hope we get some good riding weather now....:thumb2

Anyone else relaunched the HD today ? :D
 
1st May is in bed with Flu day....
 
1st of May is the first day of no work for over a month (telling all customers "now closed – bog off") and going away as of Monday to Morocco for a month... yeehah!
 
'Hooray, hooray the first of May, outdoor sex starts today' is a refrain oft touted in certain parts ;)
 
"Man up" you fairy......:P

I've been trying....and failing....spent Monday through Wednesday in Marbella at a conference.....well actually in bed......the journey home last night was hell arriving at 0200... Then on the drive in the pouring rain I lost my car keys.....how the fuck..... I was nearly in tears.. In the end went to bed and left the car open keys unknown...this morning they where on the seat......some one was fucking with my head.....also puerto banus.... What A shit hole......fine if you like mixing with Russian gangsters and prostitutes.....
 
Just put 60 miles on my CVO Fatbob today, forgot what an great motor the 110 cube is.
Pulls and Pulls like a train.
Did my clutch/brake fluids today.
What an arse of a job that rear reservoir is for access! :blast
 
All of may is bumming day,
just need to find a suitable partner.

My ex wife loved a nice sensual bumming she did.
Current Mrs B ain't interested one bit, last week i managed to put 3/4 of a litre of gin in her.
Alas, even though i gently carried her small petite frame, cradling her beautiful head, I laid her on the bed
and attempted to engage a careful bumming.

But no, she screamed and woke the neighbours up, threw the alarm clock at me and called me a sex pest.

More Gin required.




Who likes Gin ?

Does anyone on here like Gin ?:green gri

I have 10 litres of Hendrix ?
 
1st of May is the first day of no work for over a month (telling all customers "now closed – bog off") and going away as of Monday to Morocco for a month... yeehah!

Ditto that!!! I'm heading off on Sunday - but taking the GSA.... see you on the road...
 
Ditto that!!! I'm heading off on Sunday - but taking the GSA.... see you on the road...

We were going part way in the van but now aren't! Going Poole to Gijon Tuesday on the bikes. I'll keep an eye out for you. Have a good trip. :beerjug:
 


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