


Just one point, the ECU knows what’s wrong but you have to plug a diagnostic tool in to find out what that is, now on a bike like the GS, that by BMW’s own advertising is designed to go around the world, you’d think it would display its faults in the RID wouldn’t you, if its really supposed to be an adventure bike…Let's face it, a leccy strip is always going to be cheaper than a float assembly, just like fuel injection must cost pence compared to a bank of carbs.
It's all about driving costs down & profit's up - It's the way of the world I'm afraid.
Just about every failure I hear of with cars these days is electrical. Engine management, sensor, air flow metre . . .
Most car work these days consists of plugging into dignostics, opening a plastic bag & plugging in a very lucrative chip.
The differnce with cars/bikes of yesteryear is they would run like heaps of shit, but they would run.
Modern motors run like silk from starting up in any weather, but when a single gizmo of electrical wizardry fails, it's a show stopper every time.
I think on the whole bikes are more reliable than ever, you don't have an old quality street tin under your bike in the garage anymore, you don't see people on the side of the road with their bonnet up drying the distributor cap & spraying everything in WD40.
Can't recall seeing new shape Mini's with tin foil in front of the radiator to try and get the heater to work.
Everything used to be high maintenance BUT you understood it, and could get around it. Now only the diagnostic tool knows the answer.
And before a certain person (oink oink) starts banging on about final drive's not being electrical - You're right! That was/is a fuck up of Ben Hur epic proportions!![]()

Just one point, the ECU knows what’s wrong but you have to plug a diagnostic tool in to find out what that is, now on a bike like the GS, that by BMW’s own advertising is designed to go around the world, you’d think it would display its faults in the RID wouldn’t you, if its really supposed to be an adventure bike…![]()
It's all one big scamYep!
Now, how much do BMW charge to plug it in to diagnostics these days . . .?
Just one point, the ECU knows what’s wrong but you have to plug a diagnostic tool in to find out what that is, now on a bike like the GS, that by BMW’s own advertising is designed to go around the world, you’d think it would display its faults in the RID wouldn’t you, if its really supposed to be an adventure bike…![]()


Of course, there's that GS911 thingy. But it doesn't help much if you're in the middle of BFE and it tells you that you've got a bad coil or something else that you don't have a replacement for. The ECU still won't allow the bike to run, but at least you would know WHY you're stranded.
Oh well...
last week i was told by a husqvarna dealer (same diagnostic computer), that new bmw group models will soon detect such devices and put themselves into limp mode, resettable only by a dealer.
If true then BMW will fall foul of the block exemption rules with regards to servicing if they allow the management system to go into limp mode in such circumstances
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i'm sure bmw's view would be that the independent will have to buy the correct, stipulated tools.
Just one point, the ECU knows what’s wrong but you have to plug a diagnostic tool in to find out what that is, now on a bike like the GS, that by BMW’s own advertising is designed to go around the world, you’d think it would display its faults in the RID wouldn’t you, if its really supposed to be an adventure bike…![]()
) can clear teh memory and fix the issue if needed. Not sure abut the cars but on trucks the on board diagnostics will even tell you when something is going to fail. This is why car servicing is so cheap because they only plug the car in and don't touch it if it doesn't need doing.They lease the tools to their official dealers so that if the dealer goes bust or decides to leave the BMW network they can reclaim them without any hassle. To my knowledge they have never made the tools available to independents.

how can an independent service one of their vehicles to bmw specs then? maybe that's the object?![]()
The only thing they can't do is read off any fault codes (assuming they don't have a GS911). If their object is to prevent independents working on the vehicles you come back to the block exemption issue again.

