A Pint Of Milk

[Deleted account rno]

I bought a carton o' milk this mornin' and imagine my surprise to see a photie o' Stumpy on the side. Apparently, it's an American idea and has worked wonders over there. It's a worry at any time but seems worse at this time of year.

If you've any information, please phone the police or Robert Wiseman.

 

[Sir James]

Thought he was in Panto at the Empire .............

 

[wully]

Wheres the phoatie



Ah bought a perfectly good pint of milk a couple of weeks ago so amnae buying another.

 

[Deleted account rno]

Wheres the phoatie

Ah bought a perfectly good pint of milk a couple of weeks ago so amnae buying another.

I bought mine oot o' Anne Frank's Dairy

 

[cunning fox]

he's no flounced as well has he, has he been seen on the yamaha xt/triumph/ harley/ suzuki/honda/ kawasaki forums?

 

[Deleted account rno]

he's no flounced as well has he, has he been seen on the yamaha xt forums?

He's busy as the new Scottish Mod for the Carnwath Monopaed Biker Forum.

 

[Aidan1150]

I'm surprised at the news. Surely his coupon on the side of the carton would curdle the milk inside.

 

[cunning fox]

 

[Uinneag]

Nae answer at Stumpy hieghts and Fiona's no answering her mobly either
















Dinnae ask how I ken Fiona's nummer

 

[Tartan Terror]

He's maybe run aff wi yon Heather Mills?

 

[brassmonkey001]

He's maybe run aff wi yon Heather Mills?

In some kind of two-legged race you mean?

 

[Deleted account rno]

In some kind of two-legged race you mean?

Is that a race run over two legs?

 

[John Armstrong]

Is that a race run over two legs?

He's going to be hopping mad over that

 

[Deleted account W]

Is that a race run over two legs?

Lets hope they don't run over their two good legs

 

[Uinneag]

Andy called me tae say his artifical leg has failed

He's gonnie be running round in circles trying to get it fixed by Christmas

 

[Deleted account rno]

Andy called me tae say his artifical leg has failed

What?

Breathalyser? MOT? Driving Test?

 

[Deleted account W]

What?

Breathalyser? MOT? Driving Test?

No, to qualify for an arse kicking contest

 

[Stumpy]

I am alive and well

Just a little busy at the moment. I've been clearing out my wardrobe and giving away my cast offs

 

[Uinneag]

Did ye put fake tan on it so it matched or just a coat of varnish

 

[cunning fox]

I am alive and well

Just a little busy at the moment. I've been clearing out my wardrobe and giving away my cast offs

Stumps, if ye decide to do that wi yer garage gies a shout mate