Aaaw Jasus....Poor wee Rusty................
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It took the owner a few days before he noticed the dog had lost his bits, how often did he see this dog 
Poor wee Rusty
I wonder if Mr Flood would like the same treatment 
Poor wee Rusty
I wonder if Mr Flood would like the same treatment JimmyC
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Don't think he saw him too often as Rusty was always away on maneuvers.......................It took the owner a few days before he noticed the dog had lost his bits, how often did he see this dog
A grand wee dog, was that Rusty
If there was a flaw - it was lusty
And wasn't he only having the craic
looking to empty his fertility sack
To suffer a loss so testicular
Fitting the crime - not particular
Of all the dumass inappropriate calls
To leave the wee critter without balls
Fair play your honour - wise judge
Your verdict - you did not fudge
The perpretator gets cumuppance fine
No less than a seven hundred euro fine
Our game wee dog - a terrier
His Christmas will not be merrier
He is writing now - a letter to Santa
About wishing to have new bits implanta
If there was a flaw - it was lusty
And wasn't he only having the craic
looking to empty his fertility sack
To suffer a loss so testicular
Fitting the crime - not particular
Of all the dumass inappropriate calls
To leave the wee critter without balls
Fair play your honour - wise judge
Your verdict - you did not fudge
The perpretator gets cumuppance fine
No less than a seven hundred euro fine
Our game wee dog - a terrier
His Christmas will not be merrier
He is writing now - a letter to Santa
About wishing to have new bits implanta
JimmyC
Registered user
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