Poor wee Farmers...

[the celt]

Here whats the story ???
Seem to be another balls up by
them there clowns up in Stormont ...

 

[Mandylicious]

I heard the wee man from Tyrone was at the top of the queue

 

[the celt]

I heard civil tryed to claim a back garden in
Derry was a farm...

 

[Mandylicious]

I heard civil tryed to claim a back garden in
Derry was a farm...

 

[JimmyC]

I heard the wee man from Tyrone was at the top of the queue

Did ye not see me queued up in me Hugo hat and me good warm liberty bodice, and me long handles on under me corduroys...............waitin till get me share of the 6 Million.........

And now they're lookin fer our wee Michelle till resign..............feckin woe is me..............

 

[Mandylicious]

Did ye not see me queued up in me Hugo hat and me good warm liberty bodice, and me long handles on under me corduroys...............waitin till get me share of the 6 Million.........

And now they're lookin fer our wee Michelle till resign..............feckin woe is me..............

Farmers, always crying about something

 

[JimmyC]

Farmers, always crying about something

Yiz dinnae be sayin' that when yer pouring the milk outta yer Denby jug.........or slappin' a nice fillet steak(that ye bought in the farmers market) on the range....or puttin' yer nice free range egg in yer Belleek eggcup....or servin them starvin' weans in school a bit of last years horny yoe.......or fryin' a wee rasher fer the love of yer life in the mornin'....................

Not a word about the cryin farmers then eh??????????????????????

 

[Mandylicious]

Yiz dinnae be sayin' that when yer pouring the milk outta yer Denby jug.........or slappin' a nice fillet steak(that ye bought in the farmers market) on the range....or puttin' yer nice free range egg in yer Belleek eggcup....or servin them starvin' weans in school a bit of last years horny yoe.......or fryin' a wee rasher fer the love of yer life in the mornin'....................

Not a word about the cryin farmers then eh??????????????????????

Touché

 

[JimmyC]

That's why I never ever ate a school dinner.........................................

 

[the celt]

Yiz dinnae be sayin' that when yer pouring the milk outta yer Denby jug.........or slappin' a nice fillet steak(that ye bought in the farmers market) on the range....or puttin' yer nice free range egg in yer Belleek eggcup....or servin them starvin' weans in school a bit of last years horny yoe.......or fryin' a wee rasher fer the love of yer life in the mornin'....................

Not a word about the cryin farmers then eh??????????????????????

Aye... but here even with all this EU cash
can you now do me a halal pork rasher ???

 

[JimmyC]

Aye... but here even with all this EU cash
can you now do me a halal pork rasher ???

No problem Joe if the permitted animal has been ritually slaughtered.........................



I sort of get slaughtered of a Friday nite an odd time......

 

[Mandylicious]

The poor wee farmers would starve if they depended on me. I don't eat pork or lamb, and just a little beef

 

[JimmyC]

just a little beef

Oh 'er Matron...........................


Ye must be readin' yer Leviticus.......................

 

[Mandylicious]

Oh 'er Matron...........................


Ye must be readin' yer Leviticus.......................

Every night at bedtime

 

[the celt]

Here just after watching the news reports again...
and to be honest the EU would have been better
of given them there farmers gift vouchers for Burton's

Dirt birds the lot of them...

 

[JimmyC]

Here just after watching the news reports again...
and to be honest the EU would have been better
of given them there farmers gift vouchers for Burton's

Dirt birds the lot of them...

If we ever git yer sorry ass down around the Sperrins we'll bate the Bajasus outta ye........................

 

[the celt]

If we ever git yer sorry ass down around the Sperrins we'll bate the Bajasus outta ye........................

oh aye...
here go on post a foto of yourself
in your sunday best for the ladies...
I could do with a laugh...

 

[GerryC]

True Story

Ye possibly heard about the wee farmer that won €4,500,000 in the lotto.
He was interviewed afterwards about his plans for the money and all.
"It'll not change a thing - I'll just keep on at the farming 'till all the money is gone" says he.

 

[Mandylicious]

 

[JimmyC]

oh aye...
here go on post a foto of yourself
in your sunday best for the ladies...
I could do with a laugh...

I don't have to stay here and be insulted ye know.....

I can always go somewhere else......................




Like Bumcrana.............................