Invest in a midgie net for your heid, you may look like a twat, but you'll be a happy twat.
If you're camping, stay away from trees and parked cars, the little bastaaaaaards use them as hidey holes. Try to get the breezy bit of the site that everyone else is avoiding.......
stay in kent dont you want me? its too crowded dahn ere so i am coming anyway
i think the brown sugar&treacle will detract from my devistating good looks
and i aint starting smoking again
so it looks like avon gets the vote (had it recomended by other people)mainly the army