Africa Twin is HERE !!!

Took mine on it's maiden voyage yesterday, paid a wee visit to the lake of Menteith, I'm really looking forward to getting many more miles on the AT


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Different kind of bike ! For me the AT is the ultimate Adventure Bike,as the DCT box takes it to another level.
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You're nothing but a middle aged mid life crisis slag... The ultimate adventure bike is currently in your garage while you are prancing around with you're new far eastern ting tong popping snide comments at those with long term relationships.

You're a shallow human being who does not get commitment and qualities beyond the fucked up opinion you have of yourself as you hold your gut in, attempt aflex of your sagging tits and think you have something special to offer.

Your new found adventure speak and 1 day old opinion carries no weight, you occasionally speak of the beauty of your Super Enduro but not once have you recognised that despite her age she has always been and is still the ultimate adventure bike, she's been by your side ready to travel the world with you but you have not...Why?

Shallowness at your age is not pretty, one day all you'll have left is you and the Zimmer frame that fell of the front of your current fashion statement.

Your Super Enduro has adventure qualities ting tong will never get!
 
You're nothing but a middle aged mid life crisis slag... The ultimate adventure bike is currently in your garage while you are prancing around with you're new far eastern ting tong popping snide comments at those with long term relationships.

You're a shallow human being who does not get commitment and qualities beyond the fucked up opinion you have of yourself as you hold your gut in, attempt aflex of your sagging tits and think you have something special to offer.

Your new found adventure speak and 1 day old opinion carries no weight, you occasionally speak of the beauty of your Super Enduro but not once have you recognised that despite her age she has always been and is still the ultimate adventure bike, she's been by your side ready to travel the world with you but you have not...Why?

Shallowness at your age is not pretty, one day all you'll have left is you and the Zimmer frame that fell of the front of your current fashion statement.

Your Super Enduro has adventure qualities ting tong will never get!

Careful - Arsey will get arsey with you and call you an internet troll :augie
 
..........it looks like the flavour of the month is about to be usurped ;)

LINKY

Andres
 

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You're nothing but a middle aged mid life crisis slag... The ultimate adventure bike is currently in your garage while you are prancing around with you're new far eastern ting tong popping snide comments at those with long term relationships.

You're a shallow human being who does not get commitment and qualities beyond the fucked up opinion you have of yourself as you hold your gut in, attempt aflex of your sagging tits and think you have something special to offer.

Your new found adventure speak and 1 day old opinion carries no weight, you occasionally speak of the beauty of your Super Enduro but not once have you recognised that despite her age she has always been and is still the ultimate adventure bike, she's been by your side ready to travel the world with you but you have not...Why?

Shallowness at your age is not pretty, one day all you'll have left is you and the Zimmer frame that fell of the front of your current fashion statement.

Your Super Enduro has adventure qualities ting tong will never get!

Quite an amazing post
 
Quite an amazing post

Thank you... He's gone of the rails a little since that new ting tong showed up and nudges to get back on the straight and narrow to date have failed. So I thought some straight talking and reminding that his comments of worshiping wonderment have strayed from the one which has and will always be beside him would do the trick.

I heard last night that he spent some time just sitting and talking with his Super Enduro - That makes me happy:)
 
You're nothing but a middle aged mid life crisis slag... The ultimate adventure bike is currently in your garage while you are prancing around with you're new far eastern ting tong popping snide comments at those with long term relationships.

You're a shallow human being who does not get commitment and qualities beyond the fucked up opinion you have of yourself as you hold your gut in, attempt aflex of your sagging tits and think you have something special to offer.

Your new found adventure speak and 1 day old opinion carries no weight, you occasionally speak of the beauty of your Super Enduro but not once have you recognised that despite her age she has always been and is still the ultimate adventure bike, she's been by your side ready to travel the world with you but you have not...Why?

Shallowness at your age is not pretty, one day all you'll have left is you and the Zimmer frame that fell of the front of your current fashion statement.

Your Super Enduro has adventure qualities ting tong will never get!


So buying an Africa Twin is having a mid life crisis ? How did you work that one out.I've just got divorced and now have more time to do may more trips away this summer.
I haven't travelled the world with my Super Enduro because unfortunately I have a full time job getting in the way.But in that last 2 years I took it all over Ireland,and then over the entire length of the Alps,so more than some on here with there tesco bikes.
Some people wanted updates on the Africa Twin,but I won't bother again ,as I forgot there are snide nasty cünts like you lurking in here.
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Unlike the AT's front mudguard :blast

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Whoops :blast

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I know you're winding the girls up but, to be fair, is that really the first time you've ever seen a front knobbly full of mud and a low front mudguard have a little disagreement?

It's more the rider's fault for beng a twat and not fitting a high front mudguard if he'/she was gonna get muddy ;)

Anyway, no comments on the new Yam then? Surely it's gonna be an AT slayer!!! :D

Andres
 
..........it looks like the flavour of the month is about to be usurped ;)

LINKY

Andres

Anyway, no comments on the new Yam then? Surely it's gonna be an AT slayer!!! :D

Andres


The looks do nothing for me.And if it's based on the MT07 it's going to be lacking grunt,according to Engineer !!


But another alternative to BMW so a good thing.
 
I know you're winding the girls up but, to be fair, is that really the first time you've ever seen a front knobbly full of mud and a low front mudguard have a little disagreement?

It's more the rider's fault for beng a twat and not fitting a high front mudguard if he'/she was gonna get muddy ;)



Andres

Looks particularly flimsy though

Style over substance

I recently bought a new plastic chainguard for the DR 350 - the short Enduro one & Suzuki have thoughtfully reinforced the mounting area with alloy plate bonded & rivetted to the plastic - bikes were made by engineers 20 years ago & not cappacino fuelled designers like they are today ;)

No doubt more AT shockers will come to the fore when real owners start using them

Can you fit a high mudguard to the lower fork brace, are there 4 holes ?
 
You're nothing but a middle aged mid life crisis slag... The ultimate adventure bike is currently in your garage while you are prancing around with you're new far eastern ting tong popping snide comments at those with long term relationships.

You're a shallow human being who does not get commitment and qualities beyond the fucked up opinion you have of yourself as you hold your gut in, attempt aflex of your sagging tits and think you have something special to offer.

Your new found adventure speak and 1 day old opinion carries no weight, you occasionally speak of the beauty of your Super Enduro but not once have you recognised that despite her age she has always been and is still the ultimate adventure bike, she's been by your side ready to travel the world with you but you have not...Why?

Shallowness at your age is not pretty, one day all you'll have left is you and the Zimmer frame that fell of the front of your current fashion statement.

Your Super Enduro has adventure qualities ting tong will never get!

Wow, what bought that on? Extraordinary ! ( Stolzy and I have a wry "pop" at each other, but nothing like this!)



Arsey, please keep posting on the AT. That video of yours was amazing ....

I say that; because most of us on here just love bikes. I came within a whisker of buying a KTM (I actually wish i had, when I witness corrosion on my 3 month old triple black GS, but that's a different story ).
Most of us would love the AT, if we had chance to try one.

Anything well written, nicely photographed is good ( Ducati, Triumph, too) I love reading the AT stuff.....
 
I think if you took the gargantuan Knobblies off that Yam it would look nothing its them that make it look aggressive and worthy
 


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