Alps or Bust Ride Report

[Leasouth]

i bet youve got a TWAT suit too
me sir me sir look at me sir

Sorry, don't do TWAT or TWAT suit. I guess you're a TOSSER in Chief Peepingtom.
Done far to many embarrassing biking things, "Sods Law" is one thing, basic common sense and the ruling out of school boy errors is just a grown up thing, when some of you grow up come and play with the big boys so
Silly schoolboy preventable errors aren't exactly encouraging to bikers starting distance overseas touring!
As a further point of interest, you can to get back into the UK via Ferry or Tunnel from the continent without any need to d!ck around playing with embassy Hitler's in Paris or anywhere else.
Local Police report of lost/stolen papers for UK immigration officials at Calais or any sea exit point to the UK, and a photo card license if that's not lost/stolen or a emailed/faxed copy of your passport if you have done that. At a push even your bike/vehicle registration can get you back and your ferry booking details if you've pre booked your return. Also helps if you pre warn your ferry or the chunnel operator if you have no passport ;-)
Paris/British Embassy. NO

 

[Nutty]

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Absolutely.

 

[JayC]

Sorry, don't do TWAT or TWAT suit. I guess you're a TOSSER in Chief Peepingtom.
Done far to many embarrassing biking things, "Sods Law" is one thing, basic common sense and the ruling out of school boy errors is just a grown up thing, when some of you grow up come and play with the big boys so
Silly schoolboy preventable errors aren't exactly encouraging to bikers starting distance overseas touring!
As a further point of interest, you can to get back into the UK via Ferry or Tunnel from the continent without any need to d!ck around playing with embassy Hitler's in Paris or anywhere else.
Local Police report of lost/stolen papers for UK immigration officials at Calais or any sea exit point to the UK, and a photo card license if that's not lost/stolen or a emailed/faxed copy of your passport if you have done that. At a push even your bike/vehicle registration can get you back and your ferry booking details if you've pre booked your return. Also helps if you pre warn your ferry or the chunnel operator if you have no passport ;-)
Paris/British Embassy. NO

Thanks for your input, though this is the RR section, not the pub, so...