And you call yourself's bikers....Ha Ha

[the celt]

Lads n Ladies,
You's dont have a clue,
Me and me trusty stead a GN250 are the way to go,
ABS we laugh at your useless toy flashing lights,
heated grips for the weak, theres is nothing better
than trying to go for a pee with numb fingers.
Top speed 110 kmph with me knees up under me chin
on the M1 with a tail wind.
BRAKES !!! i'll give you brakes, rear drum plenty of feel in
it, front single disk i get 2000k out of the pads.
Off road not a problem esp after being hit by
cross winds.
So there you have it sell that aul heap ya call a moto,
and follow me on the road to salvation,
Buy a SUZUKI GN250 and join me club.
only 40EUROS a month membership.


ps Tuned can I have me own Forum now ????

 

[bigchris]

I think the only retort that is worth mentioning is "kiss my kilt!"

 

[nud1e]

Cruiser cool

What have Diathi and I been telling you?
Get yourself a Serow!
Would you listen?
No, you had to do it your way and get a cruiser . A cruiser, for feck sake!!!!!
We'll never live down the shame of it.
We've been telling people that we don't know you.
We're afraid that you call on us with that...that thing.
How could you do it to us?
















You'll find that your hands will get warmer if you start to pee,
but it's best if you keep your gloves on.

 

[Daithi]

Yeah Joe, Is suppose the heated grips are only for sissys, I think I'll disconnect mine.

Any progress/news on the "Green Monsta", keep the chin up, won't be
long, hopefully.

p.s. I've started on your GN forum header

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

ps Tuned can I have me own Forum now ????

You can be the Mod of your area

So welcome to The Celt the new North mod

 

[Gas'd Off]

You call yourself a biker?
I've got one of these and I ride it a hundred mile a day, in the sleet if possible, naked and I've wired a fridge into the handlebars and seat

 

[nud1e]

Seat!!!!!

You call yourself a biker?
I've got one of these and I ride it a hundred mile a day, in the sleet if possible, naked and I've wired a fridge into the handlebars and seat

Seat, a seat, Oh such luxury, lah-de-da posh soft living, try balancing your buttocks on the bare seat pole, that'll take your mind of your frozen hands.

 

[Daithi]

Seat, a seat, Oh such luxury, lah-de-da posh soft living, try balancing your buttocks on the bare seat pole, that'll take your mind of your frozen hands . FIXED

You mean you didn't have to carry yours every where, oh you had it easy

 

[the celt]

No, you had to do it your way and get a cruiser . A cruiser, for feck sake!!!!!
We'll never live down the shame of it.
We've been telling people that we don't know you.
We're afraid that you call on us with that...that thing.
How could you do it to us?

nud1e i have new friends now, Tarquin and Sigmund being
only two. Infact me eyes have been opened to a whole
new way off biking, No more of those nasty wee tracks or bog roads
but lazy rides around the fair city, a stop of for coffee and
a cream bun, maybe a roundabout or two if we feel brave but
the joy of motorcycling has returned to me heart.
Daithi thanks for me new forum header and Tuned thanks for the promotion of north mod, but can you tell me what buttons do i press to remove
for sale threads.
Any way getting back ta the really story,
thanks to me I have organised a lorry ta
pick up all your unwanted Gs's from around the
country for free, YES FREE.
Now could you all pm me your address quick,
esp if your a R1100gs owner with low mileage,
your new GN250 will be posted on arrival of your
moto to me yard.
Your SUPER MODERATER FOR GN250 NORTH
meself

 

[the civil one]

Lads n Ladies, follow me on the road to salvation,


ps Tuned can I have me own Forum now ????

I always knew , ther wis somthin up wey ye !
I thought ye were wan o them Homosexxuals !
But now , i see , wan o them Born again crowd !

 

[the celt]

I always knew , ther wis somthin up wey ye !
I thought ye were wan o them Homosexxuals !
But now , i see , wan o them Born again crowd !

Civil now you know that no matter what
anybody thinks of you GOD still loves you,
and I hope that you thank the Lord every day
for the fact that when he made you a fool,
he also gave you a fools face.

 

[nud1e]

No fool

Civil now you know that no matter what
anybody thinks of you GOD still loves you,
and I hope that you thank the Lord every day
for the fact that when he made you a fool,
he also gave you a fools face.

Leave the lad alone Joe for he canna be na fool, fur they sey tha a fool and his money are soon parted and we all know that Civil,s grip on a pound coin could make the Queen scream, that his pockets are deeper that his arm can reach, that he has a padlock on his wallet and he has lost the key and that he can hear a 1 cent coin hit the pavement at a 100 metres.

May your God go with you.

 

[Colt]

hey Joe,where to send the 40euros?
I squeezed a cheque out of yer civil man though its not cleared
so can joanne be the first to join your club with this specimen

 

[the celt]

hey Joe,where to send the 40euros?
I squeezed a cheque out of yer civil man though its not cleared
so can joanne be the first to join your club with this specimen

Nice one Joanne,
Ive had so many pm's with Gser's trying to
off load there little motos to up grade to a GN250,
ive been snowed under, could you if at all possible
take over the running of England, Scotland n Wales
side of things, Hope Paul G doesnt mind us taking over

 

[Colt]

Hello Joe, JO here i have taken over colt's pc.
of course i will manage the GN250 suzuki forum for england Scotland and wales even though my heart lies in Ireland. Lets take our bikes where no one has taken their GS before.
It will be like the film Easy Rider.

 

[kyle]

for the fact that when he made you a fool,
he also gave you a fools face.

is this a new type of helmet???

only available in buncrana

 

[Colt]

hey joe,I know you are out there.
some bad news to tell you.
Joanne will have to resign as the gn250 rep for your club

She has sold it to a guy from Edinburgh
heres the last ride out of the Northwest uk branch

 

[the celt]

hey joe,I know you are out there.
some bad news to tell you.
Joanne will have to resign as the gn250 rep for your club

She has sold it to a guy from Edinburgh
heres the last ride out of the Northwest uk branch

Joanne I cant believe it
But I suppose all good things must come to an end,
I hope you never forget that little GN, because
you and I know that, that wee moto loved you
So what did you get

 

[Colt]

hi joe its jo here, yes all good things must come to an end.
Good bye GN suzuki 250 hello F650 CS Scarver.

 

[Colt]

good bye Genie