Anyone care to translate?

[mikepg]

Swearing !


A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are

Upstairs in their bedroom.


'De ye ken fit?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's aboot time we

Started sweering.' The 5 year old nods his head in approval.


'Fin we ging doonstairs fir breakfast am gan to swear first, then ye

Kin sweer after me, ok?'


'Aye!' the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.


The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants

For breakfast.


'A'll hae some of that Weetabix shit !'


*SMACK*!!

He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and

Ran upstairs crying his eyes out.



She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do

YOU want for breakfast, young man????'



'I dinna ken,' he blubbers, 'but it winna be ******* Weetabix!'

 

[Packer]

Swearing !


A small 7 year old Aberdonian boy and his 5 year old brother are

Upstairs in their bedroom.


'Do you know what?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we

started swearing.' The 5 year old nods his head in approval.


'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you

can swear after me, ok?'


'Oh yes' the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.


The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants

for breakfast.


'I'll have some of that Weetabix shit!'


*SMACK*!!

He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and

Ran upstairs crying his eyes out.



She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do

YOU want for breakfast, young man????'



'I don't know,' he cries, 'but it won't be f*****g Weetabix!'

Translators Note:- Maybe not perfect ye ken?

 

[PhilM]

makes perfect sense to me

 

[davidmot]

whats to translate?

 

[(RIP) petcul]

Nice one

 

[Uinneag]

whats to translate?

Packers english that's why a translation might be needed