Appropriate smily selected...

[Poshtosser]

...Now to my tale of woe.

I am only 48 years of age...I started my motorcycling addiction on stolen motorcycles when I was a lad, on the banks of the MSC.
I came to love the buzz, the roar and the power of a Honda Stepthru in the mud.
I progressed to a Honda CB350 at the age of 15, it was mine, I had swapped it for a CB radio.
I went legal at 16 on a TS50(Apart from the drunken riding and the heavy drug use)

I then went onto all sorts of weird and wonderful machines and life events that saw me in trouble and in clover many times....But I always had a bike, until I bought my first house and had to go without for 6 months or so....I went from a Katana 1100 to a Honda MX125....For the sake of a roof.

I continued through life and took my motorcycle test when it seemed important to do so, as the law was getting silly with cameras and stuff

I have seen a lot and ridden on many continents....Known some real bikers and then some back patch wearing wankers

But when I wander into this section it enables me to understand that we are completely and without any shadow of a fucking doubt.....Completely fucked.
Not just as a pastime, leisure activity or religion, but as a race, a species.

I have to say it, but some of you fuckers are not going to last 5 minutes in the real world, the main dealers are going to have yer trousers down before.....Ermmmm, fuck, I am a bit late here already

I don`t quite know how to put it, but I shall try and be concise and succinct.

You are mostly too stupid to own a fucking motorcycle....Just because you have the means and are legal to do so, does not mean that you should.

Remember that.

I am just a few years older than you. My first bike was a Suzuki TS125 and I loved it. It took me a long time to earm enough to buy it - working 5 days a week in the AA offices in Basingstoke at 50p an hour and doing part time work at weekends.Then some **** stole it.
I expect he is now giving life lessons on internet forums.
You have to admire his balls.

 

[telbenj]

+ 1

I am just a few years older than you. My first bike was a Suzuki TS125 and I loved it. It took me a long time to earm enough to buy it - working 5 days a week in the AA offices in Basingstoke at 50p an hour and doing part time work at weekends.Then some **** stole it.
I expect he is now giving life lessons on internet forums.
You have to admire his balls.

Nice reply, my story would read similar started on a FS1E and saved my hard earned for a Kawasaki KE 175 took my test on that (1981) and got my first big bike a Yam XS 750. The rest is History.

I get his point but the stolen bike bit does grind, but also to be fair at least his being honest too.

Terry

 

[Callard]

This covers it.....

 

[JayC]

This covers it.....

 

[Hammy]

Nice one, hope your bike gets nicked.

What a tool

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

FFS, some of you lot don`t read too well do you
It was moped, not someones pride and joy.

However, there are two ways of looking at it.

A Moped : A form of transport used by somebody who cannot afford another form of transport and depends on it to get to work , to probably a poorly paid job.

A Motorcycle : A form of transport used to enhance the size of the owners genital area, rarely used for anything practical and in reality, if stolen, would not be of any real consequence.

And yes, I have had a motorcycle stolen
The person who stole it was stabbed.

 

[chad]

This covers it.....

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Anyway, I was making a statement.
I didn`t come in here wanting conversation, I merely came in to tell you what a bunch of cuntards you are.

 

[Paul G (BHT)]

.... I started my motorcycling addiction on stolen motorcycles ....

FFS, some of you lot don`t read too well do you
It was a moped....

I guess it was the inclusion of the 's' that had us believing it was not but one machine..... it could also been the use of the word motorcycle, of which a moped is not

 

[Mad_Accountant]

Anyway, I was making a statement.
I didn`t come in here wanting conversation, I merely came in to tell you what a bunch of cuntards you are.

Are you a close frend of Hillbilly Honda?

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

I guess it was the inclusion of the 's' that had us believing it was not but one machine..... it could also been the use of the word motorcycle, of which a moped is not

Have you been on holiday with schtum of late?

 

[Micky]

FFS, some of you lot don`t read too well do you
It was moped, not someones pride and joy.

only a moped?

At 16 years of age I was running around on a Mobylette moped and passed my test on it. I went everywhere on it .... it was my pride and joy

Until I saved enough for a D7 Bantam ...

 

[Schtum]

Have you been on holiday with schtum of late?

Fat little fingers struggling to use the shift key, ehh......

 

[Paul G (BHT)]

Have you been on holiday with schtum of late?

No.... but just lately I have been considering a Tiguan

 

[Schtum]

No.... but just lately I have been considering a Tiguan

Good move. It could be your second opportunity to buy one of my wife's cars.....

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

No.... but just lately I have been considering a Tiguan

D`yer get free Prawn Crackers with that one

 

[Paul G (BHT)]

Good move. It could be your second opportunity to buy one of my wife's cars.....

Not sure what we're doing yet.... need a vehicle cull and a Tiguan was high on the list to replace two others.

D`yer get free Prawn Crackers with that one

A plate of Knackwurst's maybe

 

[Poshtosser]

Anyway, I was making a statement.
I didn`t come in here wanting conversation, I merely came in to tell you what a bunch of cuntards you are.

With 16.000 posts over the last 6 years you clearly feel at home in the company of cuntards!

 

[Steptoe]

With 16.000 posts over the last 6 years you clearly feel at home in the company of cuntards!

In that case i must be a cuntard Jedi. .

 

[oblertone]

I felt sure ...

In that case i must be a cuntard Jedi. .

... that 'cuntard Jedi' was an anagram; but the best I can find is Curtained, so pull yourself together