Are you a w****r?

[unhinged]

Pulled up at the traffic lights on Chiswick High Road this morning and the van I'd stopped next to started to edge right up towards the back of the huge delivery lorry and I thought "here we go, some anti-motorcycling twat who wants me to sit in the queue just like him. Then he winds his window down "Excuse me mate? Mind if I ask you a question? Are you a w***er?". Took me half a second to work out what he was saying. "'cause my son here didn't believe me when I told him you were a w***er"

Smile from ear to ear for the rest of the way to work. Nice to briefly meet the three of you. Hope you put your son straight 'cause he'll be getting into all sorts of trouble if he starts addressing all bikers like that

 

[Loiq]

hahahaha yup you could get really wrong calling someone a w***er

 

[Shep]

I'd have had a go at dragging him through the window and given him a 'dig' if he said that to me, 'Tosser' I may be, and I don't mind that, but the truth always hurts

Shep

 

[wilbjr21]

I think the incident is quite funny - made me snigger.

 

[faantjie]

LOLOL!!! I like it. If only all drivers could be so polite.

 

[Ogmios]

but....
a recent study showed that 90% of men are w****rs....
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the other 10% are liars



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typed with BOTH hands, before you ask


Og

 

[davegs]

W.....s

Don't feel bad about being one, after all your doing it with the one you love!.

 

[unhinged]

It's happened again only this time I wasn't sure whether it was my riding that had upset him but as it was the passenger and it was so exagerated I've a feeling it was another bloke off of here. I'm beginning to wish a different colloquialism had been decided on as I'm starting to get paranoid now.

 

[fishmonger]

but....
a recent study showed that 90% of men are w****rs....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
the other 10% are liars



~~
typed with BOTH hands, before you ask


Og

Never shagged a bloke yet that wasn't

 

[Ming]

Never shagged a bloke yet that wasn't

one in the hand is worth two in the bush .......so it is said

 

[Ogmios]

come again?

the erection of an old thread always has its hazards...
this ones getting out of hand.
in most cases i'd offer to lend a hand but...
... i dont give a toss.
i'd palm it off on you guys
but at this rate it'll be the blind leading the blind.
oh jiz a minute...
oh, never mind.
i did have a point to make...it was on the tip of my ..... tongue just a minute ago - but i rushed to post...typical of me, now its just another....

premature articulation

is that my coat?
no, no need to "show me the door".... i saw it on the way in thanks.