Arise Sir Doyle finder of wallets

[Uinneag]

Sir Doyle keeper of the Royal purse onyack

Is just aff the phone he's fun ma wallet under ma quilt

Get yirsel a nice Malt oot the Royal coffers pal

 

[John Armstrong]

Will he include any piccies of it in his diary

Bet it's a relief it's been found, have you already cancelled the cards?

 

[Uinneag]

, have you already cancelled the cards?

Aye don't know why as there on the limit anyhoo.

I can just imagine some poor wee ned getting them cut up in front of him in the local Haddows

 

[John Armstrong]

Bet when they send you new cards they'll up the limit for you!

 

[skyenet]

Thats good news


However it means that I seem to have fallen for an ebay scam

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150381722422#ht_522wt_1167

I wonder what sort of lowlife would try and mislead innocent punters

I'll be making an OFFICIAL COMPLAINT if I win and the KTM Wallet is not delivered within 31-32 business days

 

[neil 23]

Good news Johnny

Well done Doyle

 

[Deleted account rno]

Top man, Doyle

I honestly thought he was wasting his time going back to the hall and Daftworks had dropped it on the road hame. Mark it in your diary.

I was wrong.

 

[Klanky]

Well done, Doyle. Top man.

Uinneag - yer fekkin' useless.

 

[cunning fox]

d'ye know, the rest o' us saw it, but widnae touch a KTM wallet

nice one Doyle

 

[Uinneag]

Well done, Doyle. Top man.

Uinneag - yer fekkin' useless.

Tell me about it

Since Friday
I decapitated a statue of Bhuda
Broke a pottery bowl
Burst my knee
Lost my wallet
Broke the screen of the camera Rab gied me
My mobile won't charge
My Laptop is fecked
Front door slammed on my ankle
My cold has come back with avengence
Filled my coffee mug wi sugar instead of the sugar bowl

Lucky white heather, get yir lucky white heather

 

[bhud]

Well done Doyle

Uinneag
I'll give you a new Bhuda when I see you next.

Screwed for the rest of the gear - sorry

 

[Rushy]

How much money is in it now ?

 

[doyle]

Bit of luck today for sure.I got the key for the hall with the intention of giving it a once over look then raking through the rubbish.
The binns had already been emptied .
The cleaner had been in.
But for some reason she hadn't been into the bedrooms [The stains are still there i'm afraid.]
The second bed i checked, Out rolls a fekin ktm wallet. You would,nt believe it i was only in the hall a couple of minutes.And i only had a vague-very vague memory of johnny saying to someone he was in a room at the front.

Must admit the hall did look totally different sober

 

[garfield]

well done Doyle.....

 

[Deleted account rno]

Get yirsel a nice Malt oot the Royal coffers pal

I'd pish masel if he opted for this ane...

Nice Malt

 

[Deleted account rno]

well done Doyle.....

Aye. Things like that simply reaffirm the type o' folk you get to know through riding an ugly bike

 

[boatman]

Aye. Things like that simply reaffirm the type o' folk you get to know through riding an ugly bike

o a dinna ken ronnie i still think my gsa is a bonny kind o a thing in a kinda form n function way

 

[wully]

Aye. Things like that simply reaffirm the type o' folk you get to know through riding an ugly bike

Whit, ugly folk?

 

[Uinneag]

Whit, ugly folk?

If a hudnae met Ronnies Maw an Da, ah wid hae sworn he wis Les Dawsons love child

 

[Den]

Whit, ugly folk?

Oye!!! Im in that pic ...and Im handsome as feck !!