Ashford International by......

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....Train.
So we set off from Boston, with the obligatory CCTV both on the platform and the train.
Isn`t it good that we are all watched.

 

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This is what they were watching, amongst the other thousands of squids.

 

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This was the camera.

 

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So what did the camera catch? Or should that be the 2 cameras for each carriage
They caught....One fat child clearing litter and dutifuly placing it in the bins provided.
One very dodgy looking fucker, a Ginger and a very strange couple who were devouring each other....I suspect from the local loony bin, could be wrong though, as in this fully inclusive society we find ourselves in, they could well have been in very responsible positions, such as within a Bank etc.

Various other assorted human specimens who were obviously brainwashed into thinking that everything is well in society, or in their own little bubble.

Personally, I didn`t want to be here and thought they were all cuntmuffins in various degrees of near evolution.

Onwards to Grantham, the birth place of one of our most illustrious leaders who sadly passed away some time last year
It has now been taken by the Poles, no firepower was used, just the EU human rights movement....Much as has happened in Boston.

 

[Ash]

Great trip report and pictures

 

[Boxed-in]

Maybe we can have a selection of speed camera photographs next trip.

Tour of speed cameras 2014......

 

[JayC]

Keep it coming!

 

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So after 40 mins or so, we hit Grantham, it was quite a smooth journey so far and seemed encouraging for the rest of the trip and I was not put off by the cameras.

 

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I went into the Pumpkin Café- Shop in search of some light eating, however the scoring of only 4 out of a possible 5 on the hygiene rating made me immediately suspicious, so further information was required before I was to choose anything they had to offer!

 

[snelly]

I went into the Pumpkin Café- Shop in search of some light eating, however the scoring of only 4 out of a possible 5 on the hygiene rating made me immediately suspicious, so further information was required before I was to choose anything they had to offer!

Anything less than a five, means you have to wash your hands a wipe your feet coming out. Tread carefully out there.

 

[Tinytim]

Sorry but the recent and wonderfully new addition to my vocabularly, namely "cuntmuffin" has now lost its appeal due to initial overenthusiastic use in its formative days . I was looking forward to introducing "cuntmuffin" into various social situations including t'Internet but somehow the bubble has burst. I'm afraid that Fanum , rather than gently easing the word into our lives, has "overcooked" it in that thread where he went on and on and on and on and on. The this thread has put the final nail in "cuntmuffin's" coffin.

So, I'm sticking with fekktard at the moment.

Nice trip report though. Keep it coming.

 

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Anyways, after deciding on a pre-packed sandwich I had to pay a visit to the khazi, I was pleasantly surprised that there was enough room to swing a rather large cat, a sensible size with room for me and my bag and a hook for my coat.....They had thought this one through at Grantham, full marks in the assistance of allowing one to empty ones bowls and bladder in comfort and with piece of mind.

 

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Anyways, after deciding on a pre-packed sandwich I had to pay a visit to the khazi, I was pleasantly surprised that there was enough room to swing a rather large cat, a sensible size with room for me and my bag and a hook for my coat.....They had thought this one through at Grantham, full marks in the assistance of allowing one to empty ones bowls and bladder in comfort and with piece of mind.

Too much detail in this post

Att. Keep the report coming though. I'm looking forward to the mountainous part of your journey.