At the end of every queue….

[Wapping]

There’s a numpty bikermate or more.

1. “I never booked a return ticket, nor did me mate. Now they’ve feckin’ fleeced us”.

2. A bunch manage to get themselves into the wrong final lane, right up to the barrier. This includes this one with his message to the world: Zero Fks Gvn



He also thought it smart to remove his number plate…. But he’s got a Rizla stickered bike and a no fucks given exhaust:



And bods wonder why the foreign police and much of the local population think the English are arseholes.

 

[Gee-]

Looks like the Rizla bike has on an illegal flip up number plate.

 

[er-minio]

And chicken strips.

 

[Arsey]

There’s a numpty bikermate or more.

1. “I never booked a return ticket, nor did me mate. Now they’ve feckin’ fleeced us”.

2. A bunch manage to get themselves into the wrong final lane, right up to the barrier. This includes this one with his message to the world: No Fks Gvn

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He also thought it smart to remove his number plate…. But he’s got a Rizla stickered bike and a no fucks given exhaust:

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And bods wonder why the foreign police and much of the local population think the English are arseholes.

I bet they stayed in biker friendly accommodation , bless ‘em !

 

[snelly]

There’s a numpty bikermate or more.

1. “I never booked a return ticket, nor did me mate. Now they’ve feckin’ fleeced us”.

2. A bunch manage to get themselves into the wrong final lane, right up to the barrier. This includes this one with his message to the world: No Fks Gvn

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He also thought it smart to remove his number plate…. But he’s got a Rizla stickered bike and a no fucks given exhaust:

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And bods wonder why the foreign police and much of the local population think the English are arseholes.

Thats a flip up plate; can't say i blame him in todays camera climate.

 

[er-minio]

But there is so much less cameras on the French side!
Would anyone think of the children!






I wonder where they fueled though. I hope they have their own forum where to ask.

 

[Wapping]

There was a bod pulled over at the bottom end of Leman Street, E1 one evening, about a month ago. He was in deep conversation with an unmarked police vehicle, a copper on a motorcycle and a City of London Police estate car… the subject as we sat there…. His flip up number plate. I wonder if he used the Get Out of Jail card of ‘Too many cameras, mate’?

 

[Wapping]

When you think about it, it’s pretty dumb to enter the potentially heavily policed Eurotunnel area, with a flip-up plate raised.

French plod must have been having a post lunch snooze. Pity, as they could have passed a happy couple of hours, talking to the bod and emptying his wallet.

PS Lots of V5 checks for cars on trailers.

 

[MrC99]

PS Lots of V5 checks for cars on trailers.

Possibly also checking that the trailers are registered ?

 

[snelly]

Possibly also checking that the trailers are registered ?

Or not nicked;

 

[snelly]

There was a bod pulled over at the bottom end of Leman Street, E1 one evening, about a month ago. He was in deep conversation with an unmarked police vehicle, a copper on a motorcycle and a City of London marked estate car… the subject as we sat there…. His flip up number plate. I wonder if he used the Geit Out of Jail card of ‘Too many cameras, mate’?

Trying it on; some you win some you lose; could have been a nicked plate that just happened to be conected to a murder enquiry;

 

[grantmac]

ZERO, FKS, GVN bloke looks a bit of knob head.......

 

[Santa-2512]

Straight off after passport control, and it's waaap, waap waap waap,waaaaaaaaap

When it goes ne nah, ne nah , ne nah

They wonder why me

,

 

[steve hughes]

ZERO, FKS, GVN bloke looks a bit of knob head.......

They ride amongst us! Just last Sat went to a bike shop with a cafe outside. On the way I passed a scamera van, so being a bikermate I strolled up to four seated bikers to advise them of the same. After quizzing me where and when the exact location of the camera van was because one of them commented “ I was doing 130 through there” Two of them were on Busa 1300’s so they probably weren’t exaggerating.

 

[Oldrat]

Speeding =
Up to …fine/points/disqualification


Attempting to pervert the course of justice =
Up to life imprisonment


Just sayin’

 

[snelly]

Straight off after passport control, and it's waaap, waap waap waap,waaaaaaaaap

When it goes ne nah, ne nah , ne nah

They wonder why me

,

It used to be great travelling abroad;; until.

 

[Arsey]

I love getting the mini cruise to Santander . Two hundred odd British bikes ridden by two hundred even odder riders . Within two miles of Santander they’re all gone (probably queuing up to fill up ) then you rarely see another all trip . Perfect.
But it’s great entertainment on the ship . There’s always a handful that can’t even be bothered to change so proceed straight to the bar in full riding kit . And it’s always amusing to watch the small queue for the microwave to heat up their ready meals !
Can’t be too careful . Brittany Ferries are a French company so some of the food on offer is weird foreign shite !

 

[Slipperyeel]

And chicken strips.

Angst streifen auf Deutsch (Come si chiamano in italiano?!)

 

[g00ner]

There’s a numpty bikermate or more.

 

[er-minio]

(Come si chiamano in italiano?!)

You know we do not actually have a specific term for 'chicken strips'?
We just refer to them as unused/clean "shoulder". Spalla = shoulder = thread edge.
We do refer to "chiudere la gomma". "Closing" the tyre, though, when all the thread is used. As it should.