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Looking at the competition round these parts by checking out the websites

Strange what some people put on there sites:confused:

"has a private bathroom across the hallway. With energy saving in mind, we would ask that you use the electric shower over the bath rather than taking a bath please."

"If you pay this by credit / debit card, please note that we will have to add a small amount to the final figure to help cover our costs of the card machine."

"We currently offer 2 rooms – 1 double & 1 twin – both of which have great views to the Outer Hebrides. Each room has a colour TV (reception can be flakey up here depending on the weather), hairdryer and tea/coffee making facilities. As noted on one www.tripadvisor.co.uk review, the rooms and en-suites are small. If you are of a large stature, you might find the en-suites rather cosy. However, I am six foot four and don’t have a problem"
 
Musta been on the Jagermiester ??

If thats the case Johhny that extension o yours could be a Tossers Bunkhouse 10 (or 15 quid a night Fer Garfield tae come an Tuck ya In!) a night wi a brekkie and bring yer ain grogg :-)


Gotta Be a Winner !!! :thumb :thumb
 
Johnny, all you have to do is offer a guided tour of The Stein, followed by a late night curry (delivered) and a Jagermeister nightcap, they"ll be queueing from the bridge, its a winner all the way !!

:beer: :fnikefork :beer: :goodnight

:D
 
Johnny, all you have to do is offer a guided tour of The Stein, followed by a late night curry (delivered) and a Jagermeister nightcap, they"ll be queueing from the bridge, its a winner all the way !!

:beer: :fnikefork :beer: :goodnight

:D

A formula that has been proven successful for years:thumb2

apart from the curry bit that's new
 
If you add the Grey pants photo and the "pass out in the loo" photo in the advertising material. You will attract the right crowd :D
 
"Colour TV in each room" :blast

What other feckin' type of TV do you get these days................ :nenau

might as well state: "Electric lighting throughout" (just in case a prospective guest thinks it might be gas-feckin'-lighting :rolleyes: )

Al :)
 
Beds are here:thumb2

They can sleep 42 KTM forum users or 4 tossers


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Serious question........ if not already taken, can I book the first room as the first paying guest on the official opening?

The party is bound to be worth the expense of the flight or ferry.

BS
 


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