barstewards

[boatman]

got up this morning to the first wee fall o snow n i sees a set o footprints leading down the side of the house (dodging the 3 security lights) follow the footprints tae find my store wi the door jemmy,d open , usuall stuff nicked
hammer drill chordless stuff etc i kinda like my tools, ye get sort,o attached to them theres too many feckers round here will neither work nor want
rant rant rant !!!!!
on the up side a richt bonnie day down here in southern Scotland

 

[Mr K]

Follow the prints back...

 

[boatman]

i recon if i had got up at me usual time that might well have been sucessful !!!!
feckers they must have been n scoped the place oot before, cos they went straight in n dodged the security lights without the slightest deviation

 

[Zundapp]

Christmas eh...

Tried my garage but couldn't get in, so they took the door off my neighbours hut. Who the fk do they think they'll sell a petrol strimmer to at this time of year?

 

[hank]

Don't be to hard on them. The poor wee buggers are probably on the methadone because they haven't got a Daddy and their Mammy never breast fed them, and have ye seen the price of Nike's and sovvies these days.
You really ought to leave the yard open and well lit in case one of them suffers an injury while liberating your tools.
I would also make sure that you have current risk assesments in place and make sure that they are clearly displayed therby reducing the risk of a Health and Safety tribunal should one of the liberators come to harm while using your tools.

In the mean time if you catch the little bastards, string them up by the goolies.

 

[Merv]

Got our workshop raided recently in Glasgow,had built the tools up over a year,just buying whatever was needed as it was needed,the f**kers took everything except a busted Dewalt drill ,as u said these scum neither work or want for

 

[thosoneill]

as u said these scum neither work or want for

hey man wait a minute - try finding a decent well paid job in this pitiful tory governed shithole - its gonna get worse !

 

[Zundapp]

Like the folk next door to me, never worked for years - except making babies - and have more money coming in than we have with three workers in the house.

Nothin to do with labour, tory or SNP - they're just f'in shite who live off the rest of us.

 

[Merv]

hey man wait a minute - try finding a decent well paid job in this pitiful tory governed shithole - its gonna get worse !

NOPE,if some c**t breaks and enters and steals my tools hes only scum,maybe you would like to invite him in for tea and scones? When work dried up in ni i didnt go down the road and start thieving, i moved away from my wife and child to get work!

 

[Merv]

Like the folk next door to me, never worked for years - except making babies - and have more money coming in than we have with three workers in the house.

Nothin to do with labour, tory or SNP - they're just f'in shite who live off the rest of us.

100% correct

 

[Packer]

When work dried up in ni i didnt go down the road and start thieving, i moved away from my wife and child to get work!

Merv, it's good to read that here are still some decent people with pride and self respect. I sincerely hope that your job proves secure.

 

[Merv]

Cheers Packer,that was a pretty straightforward one for me