Great write up 
You’re there in your mobile chateau?You should have waved.


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I had the same coming back from Chalons last year. I tried everything but was invited to follow a French lady through, at pace. The alarm went off. I've heard nothing.Well it’s been interesting, so hot, travelling so just stopping was a problem, up to 42/43 degrees, rising to 47 when stopped at roadworks and a peage. Coming off the ferry at Dieppe it was 25, I thought great, but quickly rising as I travelled inland.
Garmin did its usual crap, fortunately I also used MRA on an old iPhone which helped. New stuff includes finding that it’s cooler to ride with visor down when above 40 degrees than open.
Stopped St Quentin overnight in a budget Ibis, with air conditioning thankfully, secure parking. St Quentin is not worth a visit, downtown seemed very down at heal with, not somewhere to spend time. TBH, it was just too hot to do anything other than stay near the air con, though the war memorial and bridge were impressive.
I did have a moment when trying to get through a peage, off the motorway into St Quentin, there was only one booth that accepted cards, blocked by an HGV which was having some problem, one booth tags only and the other specifically no motorcycles, but I tried to go through, but it wouldn’t work for me, so back up. Static in the sun the temp rose to 47, after a long hot ride I was done in, someone suggested going through at the same time as a car, so l did and set off an alarm, there will be camera, so assume there’s a fine. Anyone know what happens jumping a peage?
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When I know it's going to be hot, I take enough tools to remove my screen. That, combined with a mesh suit and cooling jacket makes a world of difference. The shape of the 1250 is your friend normally, but not in very hot weather.The air you are moving through is (as its name suggests) at ambient air temperature. Other than through evaporation, you are not getting much cooling effect. It’s about the only thing that mesh does. Shade and water (to replace the litres that you’ll sweat out) are the only reliable coolant.
I did it a few years ago near MetzAnyone know what happens jumping a peage?
The Semois/Semoy is one of my favourite rivers.





I have an old Colman one and have used it in +30 heat. I have in the past filled it and popped it in the freezer If you put it on your back make sure you put a travel towel or microfiber cloth between you and it or you will get a cold burn (don't ask how I know). However, it will keep you cool for 2-3 hours (remove the travel towel after about 1.5 hrs) and you can drink the cold water from the melting ice. Most hotels will bung it in their commercial freezers for you overnight.........though they may look at you funny. Oh an only fill it to 75% or as the water turns to ice and expands it will split the internal bladder.Definitely get yourself a camelback or similar. They sell them in decathlon. Then you can drink continuously on the bike without stopping and getting hot. It makes a really big difference. Klim to a Gucci one too but it’s expensive
then in to town stopped for a coffee and ice cream, it’s quite nice to mooch about. I was going to the museum of the Ardennes, but the staff warned me it was 33 degrees in the building, which was kind, so a tactical withdrawal to a bar for cold water. The Place Ducale is definitely the place to people watch. Not much else to report today, marginally cooler with some welcome cloud, but still humid. 

Maybe just ditch the camping cargo when on two wheels?! Very liberatingFirst use of the tent and camping stuff on this trip, in future I’ve decided it’s definitely hotels and maybe not even the bike. Still too hot for me, the Cornish chaps had been in Germany wearing full on UK winter bike gear and a mass of luggage.
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And the nice lady on reception has let me use one of their chairs by the tent 



Schoolboy error tonight, checked supermarket opening and closing, 19:30, excellent. Then into town to check on the restaurants, only to find there’s a pizza place and nice looking restaurant, but it’s closed on Wednesday evenings… aggghh, by now it’s 19:10, so a quick walk back to supermarket to see what I can find, so dinner is half a chicken, couscous, baguette and crisps, oh how I laughed not, what it lacked in quality it made up for in quantity!