Resurrected 'cos Blackal did a linky to it yesterday.
Regarding bad service, has anyone had the pleasure of being served by that bad-tempered mare in Ullapool petrol station?
She's that stroppy and ill-mannered it's amusing to watch her, she snatches the notes off you, snaps the price at you and dumps the change back in your hand without any courtesy whatsoever.

Classic to watch.
Last time I was there it was really busy, there was a queue a mile deep at the till and it was obvious that she was having a 'good day'

. So when I eventually got to the till I bunged her a £50 note for me £6.50 worth of unleaded.......
...I thought she was going to punch me. I just stood there with my biggest grin on and gleefully told her it was all I had (a complete lie)....
Snatch, slam, grab fistful of change and dump it in hand whilst shaking head and muttering to herself......fookin' classic.
I really enjoy my little meetings with her...