Room 101
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eeewwwwww....Matron said:she was telling me that its a lovely brown colour, but as it comes up the front of the seat on her dominator, it looks like she's not had a bikini wax...so get a different coloured one
no... definitely not the brown furry front bottom type then Matron...
mind you it could be worse... could have been ginger...

I had a look on the market in Wakey at lunchtime and couldn't find any... so its a trip down to Wilko's tomorrow... elbow me way past the pensioners and see what they've got in...
. Does that count? 