BREAKING NEWS... Brian Cowen is heading off to Afganistan

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Just heard this... :eek:
Brian Cowen is heading off to Afganistan,
he is in talks at the moment with US and UK
forces, apparently he is going to capture
Bin Laden and his band of merry man, bring
them back and claim the rewards then pay
off national debt then all is forgiven :thumb
 
the celt said:
Just heard this... :eek:
Brian Cowen is heading off to Afganistan,
he is in talks at the moment with US and UK
forces, apparently he is going to capture
Bin Laden and his band of merry man, bring
them back and claim the rewards then pay
off national debt then all is forgiven :thumb
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His ineptness will result in him landing in the wrong country & bringing back Bin Riding. That will result in more fish dashes & eating fish is good for the brain which is an anagram of brian - fascinaating :aidan
 
Brian Cowen was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the
classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Cowen if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a 'tragedy.'

No, said Brian - that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy'
I'm afraid not, explained Brian - that's what we would call great loss

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Brian searched the
room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?'

Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand...
In a quiet voice he said: 'If A plane carrying you and Mr. Lenihan was
struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would
be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Brian. 'That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says little Johnny 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f*cking accident
 
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