Brief Interview With Harley's New Design Director

[Melch]

I design things.

I designed this which just went in the shops today.



Do you think there could be a future for me at The Mo Co*

Andres

* Is it cool to call it the Mo Co?

That's a very brave and exciting effort Andres. Now...I am obviously a little out of touch with what is 'Hot or Not' in 'Harley World'. May I suggest though that a Gluten free, chicken salad roll on brown may not be their greatest seller ever. Try another one perhaps with burger and chips with added gluten. A few skulls on the pack wouldn't go amiss either. Do 'Boots' do a 'GutBuster' range of sandwiches?

 

[Lord Snooty]

As our in-house sandwich guru I think The Bear should be consulted on the above.

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

That's a very brave and exciting effort Andres. Now...I am obviously a little out of touch with what is 'Hot or Not' in 'Harley World'. May I suggest though that a Gluten free, chicken salad roll on brown may not be their greatest seller ever. Try another one perhaps with burger and chips with added gluten. A few skulls on the pack wouldn't go amiss either. Do 'Boots' do a 'GutBuster' range of sandwiches?

Thank you

And I think you'll find Boots has all bases covered, wait until you see our Gluten Free Cheese Roll hit the shops next week!



Andres

 

[Clifton]

I'm so sorry Clifton. You can try as hard as you like to have an intelligent discussion in here but it is highly unlikely to get off the ground. I feel for you, really I do. I admire your tenacity though.

Fuck off....

Thank you

And I think you'll find Boots has all bases covered, wait until you see our Gluten Free Cheese Roll hit the shops next week!



Andres

This is what I enjoy about the place!

 

[Melch]

As our in-house sandwich guru I think The Bear should be consulted on the above.

I don't think he should be consulted on anything to be fair. He will just post inappropriate pictures. No idea why but he most likely will.

Thank you

And I think you'll find Boots has all bases covered, wait until you see our Gluten Free Cheese Roll hit the shops next week!



Andres

That's a very nice job Andres. One could be forgiven for thinking it was flame grilled though. Bez will not be happy though that you are even in here let alone designing Harley sandwiches.

 

[jackassdave]

on a side note ....egg sandwiches smell horrible

 

[twizzle]

That Gluten free Boots Sandwich would be more tasty if you ate the Packaging as well......

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

on a side note ....egg sandwiches smell horrible

You really need to spend a day in a sarnie factory watching them make 1000's of egg mayo sarnies............

.........not!

Andres

 

[twizzle]

You really need to spend a day in a sarnie factory watching them make 1000's of egg mayo sarnies............

.........not!

Andres

Been there... Seen worse......for smell wise the processed ham factory was a joint first with the kebab manufacturer....

 

[Deleted account 190117001]

Thank you

And I think you'll find Boots has all bases covered, wait until you see our Gluten Free Cheese Roll hit the shops next week!



Andres

That looks like a scrumptious sarnie Andres, I'd gladly pay a fiver for it or however much these things normally go for.
I do look forward to your educated posts in here.

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

I design things.

I designed this which just went in the shops today.



Do you think there could be a future for me at The Mo Co*

Andres

* Is it cool to call it the Mo Co?

I cannot begin to inform you of my disappointment in you, apart from this message, obviously

I thought you were better than that, I really did.

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

And the guy from Ford....He is the logical choice for HD, look at the track record

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

I cannot begin to inform you of my disappointment in you, apart from this message, obviously

I thought you were better than that, I really did.

Agreed.

Sometimes it can come as quite a blow to realise those that you held in the highest regard, those that you idolised are but mere mortals just like your self, warts and all with the same human failings that we all have and have mortgages to pay

Andres

Edit: Actually that's not all true; I don't have a mortgage to pay

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Agreed.

Sometimes it can come as quite a blow to realise those that you held in the highest regard, those that you idolised are but mere mortals just like your self, warts and all with the same human failings that we all have and have mortgages to pay

Andres

Edit: Actually that's not all true; I don't have a mortgage to pay

I could not imagine designing something to be merely thrown away, it is literally a waste!

Still disappointed and becoming concerned now.