Broad shoulders to take the blame

[Uinneag]

The man on the right must be the most grassed up person in the Scottish section and by the look of him in this photo he's on the right it's starting to get to him.
Look at the poor wee soul how dejected he seems.

The blame always stops at his front door.

When something untoward happens and someone gets the finger pointed they always say.

"It wisnae me"

 

[Kneeslider916]

Nope, i see they are down by the 'docks', and he's undoubtedly getting a bj off the local 'working girl'

 

[Packer]

Naw Johnnie, he's chust havin ane of thae "poowr naps"!

 

[Deleted account rno]

Nope, i see they are down by the 'docks', and he's undoubtedly getting a bj off the local 'working girl'

Local girl?

Whaur's AndyT? It wis him whit organised the run but there's nae sign o' him in the fotie...

 

[Kneeslider916]

Local girl?

Whaur's AndyT? It wis him whit organised the run but there's nae sign o' him in the fotie...

Sadly, it's all becoming clear. .and that explains the chaps obvious lack of interest..........

 

[Hebby]

Local girl?

Whaur's AndyT? It wis him whit organised the run but there's nae sign o' him in the fotie...

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[it wisnae me]

having been told by floyd that there wisnae going to be chips,i completely lost interest.
even a b j wouldnae have cheered me up










see you all at the next yin
better be chips

 

[garfield]

he's like one of those poor little scottie dogs told off for peeing on an antique mongolian carpet.... .....

 

[DrFarkoff]

he's like one of those poor little scottie dogs told off for peeing on an antique mongolian carpet.... .....

Garfield I have said it before and I'll say it again!

Tis a strange that ye weave about ye!!!

 

[garfield]

Garfield I have said it before and I'll say it again!

Tis a strange that ye weave about ye!!!

.....just remember I'm not locked in here with you...... ......you're all locked in here with me.....onyack

 

[boatman]

.....just remember I'm not locked in here with you...... ......you're all locked in here with me.....onyack

that is a very astute observation sir

 

[Hebby]

.....just remember I'm not locked in here with you...... ......you're all locked in here with me.....onyack

Yer just like Jack Nicolson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest"

 

[swissrob]

.....just remember I'm not locked in here with you...... ......you're all locked in here with me.....onyack

someone been watching "watchmen"

 

[Uinneag]

someone been watching "watchmen"

Ken'in him he wid hae been watching men

 

[garfield]

Ken'in him he wid hae been watching men

.....very good.......

 

[Deleted account rno]

someone been watching "watchmen"

You mean to say folk on here are usin' ither folks' patter.

My illusions are shattered. You widnae catch me dae that...

 

[robmack]

You mean to say folk on here are usin' ither folks' patter.

My illusions are shattered. You widnae catch me dae that...

FFS Ronnie yer like a dug way a bone

 

[Hebby]

FFS Ronnie yer like a dug way a bone

Wid that be a wee Dachshund -- they dogs wi there baws scrapin the ground

 

[Deleted account rno]

Wid that be a wee Dachshund -- they dogs wi there baws scrapin the ground

FFS Noo I'm gettin slagged by auld age pensioners

 

[Hebby]

FFS Noo I'm gettin slagged by auld age pensioners

Aye. Yer no too old tae go ower ma knee ye young upstart

Anyways....I look a lot younger than you