Well mate,you'll be very pleased to know that I have now lost your details,so you can breath a sigh of releif that you aren't going to have a 17 stone welder punching the living daylights out of you one morning when you get up(however this might change if your details turn up,so don't relax too much,and don't keep any money on you,ever,just in case I meet you one day,cuz make no mistake sonny,anything you have in your pocket will come my way,and it won't be pretty to watch)
In fact,I'll give anyone a free set of panniers to anyone who knows who this twat is,just to make it interesting,I haven't had any good sport since they took my firearms ticket away for being too violent.
Thanks again one and all
PS You can always put the cheque in the post with a sorry letter and we'll forget the whole episode.I'll give you untill Friday,then the hunt begins(no joke)