The Epilogue!
Warn yiz now - this was written with the aid of various painkillers - i 'popped' me back earlier, have resorted to the heavy stoof - and am a bit out of it.
liable to waffle somewhat or simply not make sense. ... actually that probably wont make my post any different from 'normal'. 
Bollox to it - stop reading now if it bothers you.
(oh look - there's the codeine kicking in
)
Some old drama series, many years ago on telly, always had an epilogue at the end - Telling you how it all settled up.
Here's mine.
Some things i have learnt;
Even when warned (Thanks Ghiribizzo

) to check that dainty little chrome breather on the crankcase is free and clear to move its plain steel ball bearing up and down - check it AGAIN!

For in a matter of a couple of weeks of non use, the plain steel ball WILL oxidize
just enough to jam it solid and allow no passage of pressure to vent its spleen like vapours to the outside world!
Thus the oily pressure is left but two options to exit.
Either via the seal on the front of the crank - towards the electrics.
Or rearward ... on to the clutch plate.

Guess which way it went?
Of course - on to the clutch plate.

Once i'd worked this out, the cure was easy - clean and lightly grease the offender and hope to clutch plate would recover.
It has. Works grand now.

Phew! Lucky or wot?
So, the best maintenance now is ride the bugger.
Worked well ... for a while.
Then All-Of-A-Sudden!
Commuting home one night, stopped at local shop, returned to Bike, key in, hit the button and...
"clickClickClick".
Fuckit - flat battery?!

Just like that?

Hmm. Whipped out my handy spare emergency lighting battery (12V. 19A sealed yoke i just happen to have) and home made jump leads and clipped up and hit the button again - expecting to at least get home on it and look at it tomorrow.
Nope. all i get is "ClickClickClick".

Bump started it ... eventually ... using 2nd gear and lightning reflexes.
O.K.
So, having done all the basic checks like you'd do, on the starter (i presume - coz it's comparable to an 1100/1150GS) for earths, solenoid, connections, brushes, commutator etc. and having checked the loom as far as i can - i am just about to hook up jump leads to the K100 + Guzzi and suss more about the quality of the battery itself, by starting it, or attempting to, with the aid of the K.
Still with me? - i'm losing track meself.

Then in a chance conversation with Dr. Farkoff (blessed be his name

) it is pointed out to me that it's quite possible that if that little 'idiot light' for the battery on the 'dash' of the Bike isn't working - as i just happened to mention to him, then it's possible the battery wont charge.
All for the want of a functioning connection
on an idiot light!? 
The battery and all the rest of it might be fine and fully functioning.

And i needn't have pissed about with the starter motor.

At all.

<--- i like this smiley.
... I'll sort it soon- just not right now.
She'll be Grand - i know.

I've got a taste back for it now and i wont stop til i can go back to using it often and for allsorts

<--- seems about the right smiley for me!

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Nighty night.