Carrying a Chain & Lock - just for Nutty

[Deleted account 200123001]

It's also traditional to have the chain in a red nylon sleeve so as not to scratch the delicate paintwork

Here is a northern chap....... taking no chances as he's doubled up on chains just before heading through said tunnel of doom.

This is what you should be aspiring to Nutty.

I dread to think what else will have appeared in order for you to find that image...my eyes sting at just the very thought of it.

So far on my shopping list, I have:

Butter
A cool bag to make sure the butter doesn't melt
Tin foil
A chain
A padlock
A bag to keep the chain and padlock in

Anything else I need?

Some sky hooks to keep the chain off the floor so it can't be given the freeze treatment.

 

[sagalout]

How do you stop someone stealing the bag? Someone actually stole the lock and chain that we use to keep the yard doors closed at work yesterday as the last person in hadn't locked it properly.

 

[RedRick Esq.]

How do you stop someone stealing the bag? Someone actually stole the lock and chain that we use to keep the yard doors closed at work yesterday as the last person in hadn't locked it properly.

A mate owns a wood yard that was allways being broken into so he got a big fuck off snarley alsatian.

It worked for a couple of weeks then some twat stole the dog !

He should have got butter and bees

 

[Fluffmeister]

Would this sufice?

Certainly leaves more room for Bear repellent, Bee's, fridges (containing butter)