chat up line

[doyle]

Rite guys n girls give your best chat up lines in 10 words or less.

 

[doyle]

i'll start------ you ooooooze sex out of every pore in your body. quite sutle?

 

[Deleted account W]

You don't sweat much for a fat bird

 

[Bilks]

Er....



How much...?

 

[arcboutant]

stoap it................

ye a'

 

[robmack]

Rite guys n girls give your best chat up lines in 10 words or less.

You lookin fur a noo burd Mike?

 

[Hebby]

You look good newly sheared Baaarbra

 

[Dickieboy]

'You might not be the prettiest girl here but beauty is only a light switch away'

or

'Is there a mirror in your knickers, 'cos I think I can see myself in them'

or


Girl you remind me of of a spanner, whenever I look at you I feel my nuts tighten'

 

[flash of the gap]

hows it goin big arse fancy a dance onyack

 

[Shurv]

Ee lass, d'ya f*@k ?

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

How much...?

aged sex tourist alert !!

wanna buy viagra ?

 

[billyt53]

'spose a r**t's out of the question??

 

[BeemerBaz]

Mmmmm Nice legs, what time do they open ?

 

[solidback]

Get your helmet love...you're going through the headboard.

 

[simemus]

Do ya like fruit missus? Suck ma c@@k it's a peach!!

 

[Deleted Member MS]

Hey up luv, Ive got a 10" tongue and I can breathe out me ears !!

 

[Vern]

Him; How do you like your eggs in the morning luv?

Her; Unfertilized,now feck off

 

[garfield]

so do you swallow....

 

[(RIP) ugg]

let you go ....:

"your my wife now Dave"..........

 

[ovenpaa]

Nice tits.