Christmas night oot

[Deleted account W]

James will be upset that the Queen Mothers not attending
Seems a shame to leave her in the Palace on her own :eyesdown

James has his lady wife with him. Which will be a first at a GSer doo. You all best be on your best behaviour for Lady Burton

 

[forry]

James has his lady wife with him. Which will be a first at a GSer doo. You all best be on your best behaviour for Lady Burton

Is this the end of James weekends away on his own
Will she be bringing her handcuffs
Never met Lady Burton whats the protocol Kev ?

 

[Deleted account rno]

James has his lady wife with him. Which will be a first at a GSer doo. You all best be on your best behaviour for Lady Burton

I hope tae feck she disnae bring her sniffer dog wi' her

 

[Deleted account W]

Never met Lady Burton whats the protocol Kev ?

Standing straight, eyes forward, chest out, shoulders back and down, knees straight but not locked, heels together, feet at a 30-degree angle. All muscles are rigid. The hands are held in tight fists with the thumbs aligned with the seam of the trousers.

Hope this helps

 

[Thunder]

Standing straight, eyes forward, chest out, shoulders back and down, knees straight but not locked, heels together, feet at a 30-degree angle. All muscles are rigid. The hands are held in tight fists with the thumbs aligned with the seam of the trousers.

Hope this helps

Being in Scotia what about the non trooser wearers, where do they put their thumbs?

 

[Deleted account rno]

List of Attendees

Copy/paste from Post No 1

Limit will be 34 Tossers

H.R.H.Oonyack
H.R.H. Naskskye
Blackal "honeymoon suite"
Coolcarbomb
Mrs Coolcarbon
Arcboutant
Thunder
Ms Cheeks
Tuned In
G.C.
Mrs G.C.
Ming
Mrs Ming
Grizzly
Joyce
Andy T
Alte Wolfe
Aiden1150
Mandy
Forry
Sir James Burton
Lady Burton
Whatton
Liz
Tractorpilot
Tartan Terror
Debidy
Ronno
PhilM
Mrs PhilM
Mr and Mrs Northern Jock
Mr and Mrs Northface

Event Now Fully Bookit


.

 

[Voyager]

To satisfy my curiosity . . .

Is the limit of 34 'tossers' based on available accommodation or on accommodation and catering ?

I.E. if someone was to book in to an hotel in Blairgowrie or Kirkmichael - could they attend the Saturday evening jollifications (presumably without partaking of alcohol) ???

Or would that be just too complicated

Bob.

 

[Yogi Bear]

Mr and Mrs Northface last to book


Yogi your on the emergency camp bed

]

Away in a Camp-Bed
No crib for yogi's bed
The little Lord Yogi
Couldnae Lay down His sweet head

The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where He Didnae Lie
The little Lord Yogi
Asleep in his ain bed

The Tossers are lowing (Aye and it's too Feckin Loud)
The poor Forry awakes
But little Lord Yogi
No crying He makes...

I love Thee, Lord Yogi
Look down from the sky
And stay by my side,
'Til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Lord Yogi,
I ask Thee to git-tae
Away Fi me forever
And love me I pray

Bless all the dear Tossers
In Thy tender care
And take us to The chemist
To get nurofen there

Away in a Manger (Camp-Bed)



think I've had one too many pint's o Gin+Tonic - Whatton's recepie of course...

See Attached:

Get a lime or lemon and slice it into sixths length wise. Stick it in the freezer. Let it freeze.

Take a big tall glass, at least half a pint.

One third fill with fresh lump ice and two of your frozen lime/lemon segments.

Fill with gin to the top of the ice with either Bombay Sapphire, Gordon's or Greenall's gin.

Open a new bottle of Shweppes tonic (not that slimeline piss), must be straight from the fridge not off the shelf. Fill to the top of the glass.

Sit down, exhale and drink. Drunk at the same speed as you would the same quantity of beer will make your night a blur of freezer visits


L8R

 

[Blackal]

You've too much time on your hands

(and to think that the catchphrase is: "Smarter than your average bear" )

Al

 

[Deleted account rno]

To satisfy my curiosity . . .

Is the limit of 34 'tossers' based on available accommodation or on accommodation and catering ?

I.E. if someone was to book in to an hotel in Blairgowrie or Kirkmichael - could they attend the Saturday evening jollifications (presumably without partaking of alcohol) ???

Or would that be just too complicated

Bob.

You could eat a turkey sandwich in the carpark and watch us through the windie

 

[Steptoe]

You've kept this all to yourseefs, you caber tossers

 

[arcboutant]

Kinna .............

get ma bike indoors tae

 

[Sir James]

Standing straight, eyes forward, chest out, shoulders back and down, knees straight but not locked, heels together, feet at a 30-degree angle. All muscles are rigid. The hands are held in tight fists with the thumbs aligned with the seam of the trousers.

Hope this helps

Lady B here, thought that's how you liked it Whatton, chest out!!!!!

See ya later Lady B xx

( off to walk the corgis ) :teddy

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

Lady B here, thought that's how you liked it Whatton, chest out!!!!!

See ya later Lady B xx

( off to walk the corgis ) :teddy

It's no good i just here james speaking when you type.... and that ain't very Lady like

 

[Deleted account W]

Seeing as most of us have our pretier better smelling other halves with us would it not be an idea to have this as a formal attire evening? Just to make it a bit more special.

Long dresses and bib and tucker?

Just an idea, shoot me down if it's a stupid one

 

[Deleted account rno]

Seeing as most of us have our pretier better smelling other halves with us would it not be an idea to have this as a formal attire evening? Just to make it a bit more special.

Long dresses and bib and tucker?

Just an idea, shoot me down if it's a stupid one

I've got a bib but not a long dress so...

I vote NEIN

 

[Aidan1150]

bib and tucker?

Is that like a shirt & tie job?

 

[Mandylicious]

Seeing as most of us have our pretier better smelling other halves with us would it not be an idea to have this as a formal attire evening? Just to make it a bit more special.

Long dresses and bib and tucker?

Just an idea, shoot me down if it's a stupid one

I'm with you on this idea
I have the perfect outfit and just need an occassion to wear it

 

[Aidan1150]

I have my eye on the perfect outfit and just need an excuse to buy it

Isn't this more like it?

 

[Uinneag]

Think the attire should be down to the individual

Smart but formal

That rules Tuned In oot

an shake it all aboot ye dae the hokey cokey and ye turn around