Crabbit heid!

[G.C.]

Don’t know why, but I had the crabbit heid on the night.
Read the riot act at work, there is never nothing to do!
Got them working, mobiles away, hands out of pockets fuk sake what can you do with you’re hands in yir pockets, made my blood boil.
Its been a busy summer, they deserve a break, na do they fu@k.
Its been a busy couple o months but that doesn’t make a season, its what happens either side of July n August that makes the season coz its always busy then. Its also a long winter but that’s probably not why I had the crabbit heid on the night.
Kev,s lost him Mojo according to Bill, is that why he wasn’t at Skye?
Sir James has got the shits, I told him not to eat the Jalapeño Pizza.
Why did he head south on Saturday?
Oonyack is a grumpy K¬nt n wantin to pick a fight wi anywan.
Tbh that’s understandable,Yir doing the right thing, wish you well Johnny/Tash
So I went for a pint in ma local, the Mothership.
It’s the one with the Lino on the floor n the dart boards about the walls n the pool table in the middle of the bar (not as good as the one in Carboost,) but good all the same.
Within 5 mins Cammy n Tractor Boy walked in. It’ll mean nought to you, but the next hour was hysterical. My therapy.
N that’s why I went to Skye, to get a bit o crack, a bit o light relief, meet folk that post on here n re acquaint ma sel with some old mates that make me laugh. Remember a year ago the day
Don’t get the Crabbit heid oan, way out n get the crack.
Haste Ye Back

 

[Betty Swollocks]

Chill, and have a wee single malt!

Gordon

I recently tried a new single malt..... a Bunnahabhain...... great for getting rid of yer annoying work thoughts.

a nice, local chap recommended it to me recently in the Highlands...... worked for me!

Drink it 2 nights in a row ................ you may feel like you have swine flu next morning though..... be warned!

BS

 

[brassmonkey001]

Don’t know why, but I had the crabbit heid on the night.
Read the riot act at work, there is never nothing to do!
Got them working, mobiles away, hands out of pockets fuk sake what can you do with you’re hands in yir pockets, made my blood boil.
Its been a busy summer, they deserve a break, na do they fu@k.
Its been a busy couple o months but that doesn’t make a season, its what happens either side of July n August that makes the season coz its always busy then. Its also a long winter but that’s probably not why I had the crabbit heid on the night.
Kev,s lost him Mojo according to Bill, is that why he wasn’t at Skye?
Sir James has got the shits, I told him not to eat the Jalapeño Pizza.
Why did he head south on Saturday?
Oonyack is a grumpy K¬nt n wantin to pick a fight wi anywan.
Tbh that’s understandable,Yir doing the right thing, wish you well Johnny/Tash
So I went for a pint in ma local, the Mothership.
It’s the one with the Lino on the floor n the dart boards about the walls n the pool table in the middle of the bar (not as good as the one in Carboost,) but good all the same.
Within 5 mins Cammy n Tractor Boy walked in. It’ll mean nought to you, but the next hour was hysterical. My therapy.
N that’s why I went to Skye, to get a bit o crack, a bit o light relief, meet folk that post on here n re acquaint ma sel with some old mates that make me laugh. Remember a year ago the day
Don’t get the Crabbit heid oan, way out n get the crack.
Haste Ye Back

Good to meet you and your lovely wife, looking forward to next time.

 

[robmack]

Apparantly ah kin be a right crabbitkunt
Mobile phones at work, no chance
Had a guy workin for me a couple of years ago, told him that i was gonny stop him usin his phone oan ma time.
Yer man says aye good luck way that.
Nae problem ah said see the morra when yae leave yer phone in the hoose, jist you sit there alang way it.
Never brought his phone again.
Telt anither guy that ah wiz dockin an hoor aff his wages fur rollin an smokin 6 fags, Ah diddny dae it but ah wid have if he haddny jacked was a uselesskunt anyhow
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