Crossing The Border..........

[spikerjack 46]

Five english men are touring Ireland in an Audi Quattro, arrive at the

Irish border.

Paddy the Irish custom Officer, stops the Audi and tells

them - " tis illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means 4 so

one of youse will have to get out."

"Quattro is the name of the car you thicko" retorts one of the English men.

" It's designed to carry five."

"You can't pull that one on me" smiles back Paddy. "Quattro means four. You

have five in that car and you're breaking the law."

The Englishman starts to lose it. 'You feck head. Call your supervisor over

I want to talk to him."

"Sorry," replies Paddy. "Murphy's busy with two guys in an Uno."

 

[blobbs]

 

[davidgibson999]

nice one ged

 

[JimmyC]

Class................................

 

[Mr K]

Silly!

 

[Corporal Punishment]

Ancient! must try harder.

Lufthansa flight 870 from frankfurt arrives at aldergrove airport.

This your captain ladies and gentlemen. we have arrived safely in belfast. the weather is dull and overcast and dont forget to set your watches back 25 years.

 

[spikerjack 46]

Ancient! must try harder.

Lufthansa flight 870 from frankfurt arrives at aldergrove airport.

This your captain ladies and gentlemen. we have arrived safely in belfast. the weather is dull and overcast and dont forget to set your watches back 25 years.

Corporal,

you're sure that's not what the captain says when he landing at Aerfort Chorcai.

 

[Hairnet600]

nah thatll be knock as its out in the MFN

 

[Corporal Punishment]

Corporal,

you're sure that's not what the captain says when he landing at Aerfort Chorcai.

Yeah pretty sure. It's Corcaigh BTW.